Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.
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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.
Sweet lord, nice little mashup with the Doctors. Doctor Who and Doctor Seuss with Horton the elephant standing by the ubiquitous telephone booth from which all the magic of the long standing syfy series flows.
Night of the Creeps mixed with Beaker of The Muppets makes a very nice little tee for all the boys and girls with a little horror film/puppet love.
Go ahead and pick up a Night of the Meeps T Shirt and you will see the respect you get from your family, neighbors, coworkers, and peers rise exponentially. Seriously. It’s proven. People will respect you at least 59% more when you wear this shirt.
If you’re into old school cartoons and breakfast cereal, you’re eight years old. I mean, you’re awesome, no matter what age you are, and you deserve a reward for being awesome. And that reward, my friend, is a Lion-O’s T Shirt, because it’s a fresh take on a very popular animated character. Dig it.
Most intense chess match ever. Nice little mashup of chess and Mortal Kombat. Scorpion is totally going check mate the hell out of Sub-Zero. Finish him! Finish him right now! Finish him forever! Like this funny Mortal Kombat Chess Match T Shirt? Then, visit Tshirt Bordello and get many as you and your friends and your favorite relatives would like. Right now!
Down on his luck dude finds sunglasses that enable to him to see the truth behind the human masks. Aliens! And, they’re trying to brainwash the people into submission with messages like Obey Consume Conform Sleep. John Carpenter, who’s a horror dude, directed this film, so there’s probably some blood and gore in it. And perhaps it’s a bit of a cult classic. I have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m trying to piece together bits and pieces to come up with some sort of narrative.
Jason uses a lot of weapons to kill people in the very fine cinematic series Friday the 13th. I’m not into horror films myself. In fact, I can’t stand them because they’re gross and they scare me, and I get neurotic, and therapists are expensive, and they want to keep seeing me, because I don’t show a lot of progress. But, I encourage anybody that’s down with the bloody, gory, scary shit to seriously consider the merits of this Jason’s Arsenal T Shirt. It is pretty ingenious with weapons shaped as the iconic mask.
Han Solo is really proud of his ship, Millenium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Now, you can celebrate that masterful achievement by getting the 34th Annual Kessel Fun Run T Shirt. Come on you know you want a light-hearted Star Wars themed shirt. And, don’t tell me you think Santa is gonna come through and get it for you.
Nice mashup of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which is a movie a couple of you may have seen, and the old school kids game Operation. “It’s Just a Flesh Wound” obviously comes from the classic fight scene in the movie (see below).
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Liver and fava beans paired with a nice Chianti. Cannabalism is weird and creepy, yet somehow compelling. You want to know how people get to such a depraved state, where they are willing to eat fellow human beings. This is why you watched Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs…well, that and you like to be scared out of your wits in the safety of a cinematic experience. And, this is the very reason why this Bistro Hannibal T Shirt from T-Shirt Bordello is a deliciously appealing offer.
Drayton Sawyer is one hell of a chili. You have to give him mad respect for perfecting the recipe and having the guts to put his creation up against all the finest in Texas and Oklahoma. And, as you can see in the clip below, he truly revels in the victory. It’s a triumph of the will. That trophy in the passenger seat of his panel van is the sweet manifestation of his dilligence and perserverence.
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