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Space Balls Liquid Schwartz T Shirt

Space Balls. May the Schwartz Be With You. Mel Brooks put together some goofus movies in his time and this certainly was no exception. I like taking the piss out of Yoda and the Force of Star Wars fame, because it’s all just a little too ponderous and meaningful.

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Game of Thrones and Legend of Zelda: Game of Swords T Shirt

by Booker Addison

What you have here is Link in the classic Link pose from Legend of Zelda, but you also have hints of the Game of Thrones, which, my friends, makes this a mashup! Did you hear that? We have a mashup on our hands and it makes me so happy. This Game of Swords T Shirt is pretty sweet. Look at all of the swords behind Link.

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The Fifth Element 5 Elements Pale Ale T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Milla Jovovich makes any beer label or t-shirt or stupid syfy movie look better, don’t you think. Especially, in the weird white tape outfit. Weird movie The Fifth Element and dumb and goofy, but still somewhat compelling. This 5 Elements Pale Ale T Shirt is better than the movie and it helps you to remember the good times with Milla, and you can thank Tshirt Bordello for that.

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Einstein Human Centipede T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.

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I’m Loving IT T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.

Dr. Seuss Dr. Who Horton Hears a Who T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Sweet lord, nice little mashup with the Doctors. Doctor Who and Doctor Seuss with Horton the elephant standing by the ubiquitous telephone booth from which all the magic of the long standing syfy series flows.