That mouse got a little sassy and the damn cat figured it had had enough, so she jumped on the desk and did what cats do. Killed it. Cats are killing machines. They are built to kill and this mouse got what was coming to it. It was mocking the cat basically. Plus, who cares, the damn thing was obsolete. All the mouses now are wireless. That’s not really true I have have wired mice at both work and home, of course, I’m totally behind the times because I’m broke and live in my mother’s basement and when I say work, I mean my part-time janitor job and when I say my mouse at work, really I’m talking about the hardware on the desks that I dust. And no way, I don’t ever surf porn on those machines, because it’s against the rules and I need the job to pay rent.
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Nice little play on probably the most famous scene from Lord of the Rings. Gandalf telling that fire-breathing, horned, devil beast that he shall not pass, allowing the crew to get to safety. Put in modern times, Gandalf is the stop light and that beast (or mouth-breathing a**hole who’s been riding your ass for 15 blocks now) is going to have to stop because of the power of the white wizard.
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Zombies are bad, but zombies from Hell are worse. I would have to say that is very true. Or maybe that Zombies Bad Worse T Shirt is saying that if you’re stuck in hell with zombies that’s the worst. Being on Earth with zombies is bad. Being in purgatory with zombies is really bad. And being in the sulphur flames enveloped by pure evil and being attacked by hordes of the undead is horrific.
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Man…don’t wear this in front of the kids. I’m 41 and having a hard time digesting this image (ha ha ha…get it…digesting). Of course, it’s tougher for me because I used to have a cookie monster puppet with googly moogly eyes, blue fur, and a huge mouth. That puppet ate cookies just like Cookie Monster. In other words, not at all. Cookie crumbs just flying everywhere.
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This is a totally goofy shirt. I’m not sure I even get this Acronyms FTW T Shirt. FTW is an acronym…actually it might be an initialism. In fact, I know it’s an initialism because Penn & Teller explain it perfectly in the fine video below.
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