You have the ubiquitous Facebook “like” thumb. And you have the Lonely Island video Like a Boss that has 81.7 million views. And you mash those up and what do you get. This Like a Boss T shirt from Snorg Tees. And, it’s a dandy.
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This is about the 43rd Everyday I’m Shufflin’ T shirt I’ve seen. That LMAO song really captured the culture by the balls and made it pay attention, including all those creative funny folks that put hilarity on tees. That’s why this Shufflin’ To Do List T Shirt is another lovely play on the message of that fine and very popular song.
What do we have here: IWAY EAKSPAY IGPAY ATINLAY. Do you understand what’s going on with this I Speak Pig Latin T Shirt. I think I do. It’s a pig in a toga and laurel on his head. There’s pig latin written on the shirt. It means I Speak Pig Latin in pig latin. Did they speak Latin back in Julius Caesar’s time? I guess Et, Tu…Brute is a little Latin, so I guess I answered my own question, and in doing so laughed so heartily at this shirt from Snorg Tees that I shit my pants.
This is the perfect shirt for the ADHD culture. Give a shout if you can’t pay attention to something for more than like 6 and a half seconds. Yay. This world is built for you now. Enjoy it. Revel in your superficiality and your short attention span. Yay. Going deep isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. The Crusades went deep. Exile on Main Street went deep. Your mama went deep and she just doesn’t get it.
This Skyrim game is hugely popular and taking an Arrow in the Knee is an Internet meme. You put that phrase in the comments or on a message board and all of a sudden you become that guy. And, you know what, being that guy is not bad…really it has its perks. You may annoy all other commenters or message board contributors, but you still have a hook, unlike most of the boring freaks in the world that regularly post in forums across the globe.
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Indiana always got away with all the daring shit he did on his archelogical expeditions. But, I think he was just lucky. He could have easily had a misstep and died at the hands of the diabolical hands of those heinous individuals that create booby traps in caves and caverns and crypts…let’s call them booby trappers.
This clown is really putting on the serious face to be taken seriously. You feel sorry for the poor, goofy bastard because…
One, he doesn’t have a penis.
Two, he has feeble looking limbs.
Three, he looks like he’s in desperate need of some craniosacral work.
Let me go through this diagram with you, in case the image is too small for you to read without strain. The snout is awesome. The ear is mmm. Shoulder is tasty. Haunch is yum. And the leg is yum yum. Back is delectable. The ribs are delicious. The is upper belly is MMMHHMM. And the lower belly is heavenly. The rump is om nom nom. And the back haunch is so good.
This is freakin’ stretchin’ it right here. Plural Platypus and you get this Platypi T Shirt where the poor animals are contorted into the pi sign. Pretty funny. Makes me think there should be a company that specializes in pi shirts. Like every word in the English language with a pi sound is turned into some pi reference. Pine cone. Pile of shit. Pike. Pied Piper. This could be a real gas. Supine. Spy.
The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.
Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.
I can understand the printing of the shirt, the making of the shirt, the design of the shirt, but the outsourcing the writing on the shirt is something that makes me sad. This is actually the first in a series of English as a Second Language tees that Snorg Tees is running to encourage global participation in the art of making funny garments.
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