Dude sorta looks like he’s in his jammies, jammin’ to the beat of his drumming. I was trying to make some clever wordplay with to the beat of a different drum, except the different drum is his drum, and he’s the one making the beats. I let it ferment in my mind for like 15 seconds and nothing came, so I copped out and just did this rambling meta description of my thought process. Sorry for the second rate t-shirt blogging right there. I’ll try harder.
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By the hour or by the day. Does Frank wash these t-shirts after they are returned from a hard-days rental, or does he just throw them in piles (according to size) and pull them out wet and rank for the next customer? Tough to say as I’ve never been to Frank’s establishment. I imagine it’s by the beach somewhere, and sometimes people find themselves at the beach without a t-shirt, which, frankly, is a terrible predicament.
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Nice gas mask. Nice concept. You want people to be aware that the courtesy toilet flush is always something they should be on the lookout for. It’s something you need to be proactive with. Actually, now that I think about it, I have no idea what the courtesy flush is. Is it the flush you do as a visitor to someone else’s home when you have about 3 bowl’s full of excrement to purge from your system, but you don’t want to clog the toilet and make it overflow, so that there’s brown bog water soaking that cute little shag shower mat and threatening to spread under the door and into the hallway toward the childrens’ rooms?
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Ah, the basics. Sometimes it really is the small things, the simple things that bring the most pleasure. How about a toast to health with a fine glass of beer. That’s a lovely gesture and something we could all use more of in these modern days of non-stop hustle and bustle and screens flashing blips into our eyeballs all day.
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If you have to ask you’ll never know. Hustla’s know who they is. Hustla’s don’t have any doubt. Hustla’s are they that get the shit done. They take care of business. They bring home the bacon. They keep it real.
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You know what this shirt is talking about. It’s some sort of Mentholatum rub, combined with a cheap perfume or aftershave, combined with old farts trapped in polyester trousers. Drop a little hair spray, and roll it around on the 67 year old sofa. You know they’re coming. Rather, have your friends blindfold you, spin you around and take you to the old folks home and you’ll know straight what you walked into.
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