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wash hands push button receive bacon Wash Hands, Push Button, Receive Bacon T Shirtbuy now button yellow Wash Hands, Push Button, Receive Bacon T ShirtThree steps to bacon. This is a pretty cool sequence because bacon is delicious and it never hurts to have very clean hands. The only issue I have right now. The only thing to cause me pause in purchasing this instant bacon machine is the hot bacon on bare hands. Shouldn’t these instructions be calling for a plate or some oven mits or something. Because sizzlin’ bacon burns baby and that kind of pain will even ruin a perfect bacon moment. Slight concern, but I believe in full disclosure.

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lets bond tshirt Lets Bond Tshirtbuy now button yellow Lets Bond TshirtAre these molecules? Must be. Molecules bond. Right? Yes, it’s official. According to Wikipedia, molecules bond: covalent bonds, which involves sharing of electrons and atoms, and ionic bonds, which are chemical bonds that form through electrostatic attraction. I’m definitely pretty sure that the scene you’re witnessing on this beautiful yellow tee is ionic, because that’s ELECTROSTATIC ATTRACTION, baby.

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metro gnome teeshirt Metro Gnome T Shirtbuy now button yellow Metro Gnome T ShirtI almost typed Happy Memorial Day, but that isn’t very appropriate. How about a more subdued…hope you had a nice three-day weekend. Enjoy the Tshirt of the Day.

The play on words, or double entendre, or whatever you want to call it, is delicious. He’s whistling in perfect time with his white boots on, going to buy some product on the Avenue. Clutchin’ the man purse. And the bright pink polo with the collar up is simply the perfect touch on this always on-time and in tune metrosexual gnome. He wouldn’t even stand in your yard for a minute, unless it was properly (read: meticulously) manicured.

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American Apparel t shirts get lots of love in the clothing world. In fact, they’re the largest clothing manufacturer in the US. Why?

Well, first of all, they’re very high quality shirts that fit very well and are made right here in the USA– Los Angeles to be exact. No sweatshop labor used to produce these threads, which is a big deal. Look at some of the places your clothes are made these days: China, Bangladesh, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia. Hard to say under what kind of working conditions these clothes were produced. Unfortunately, there’s a pretty good possibility in the global shirt business that worker conditions are bad.

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