
Damn. Those rims are fine on those stationary bikes. Cool thing is if you stop working, it still looks like your pumpin’ because the rims keep spinning. Awesome if you’re trying to impress someone across the room. They can’t really tell because of the angle that you’re not pedaling, but they can see the glint of the rims spinning, so they think you’ve been goin’ hard for 45 minutes straight, when really you smoked and drank way too much last night and felt nauseous after 3 minutes.
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This would be as good a ticket as any. Maybe better. These two probably wouldn’t worry as much about keeping the status quo and blowing Super Pacs and kowtowing to the evil financial industry elite. They have money. They don’t to worry about jumping through the revolving door from corporate politician to corporate board room.
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In case that image is too small for you to read the copy on this shirt here’s a transcript I spent the last 45 minutes typing out. Criteria for the proper tactical usage of the phrase “oh snap.” A flowchart. Did someone get told? Yes — Oh snap. No — Tell them.
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