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Star Wars Storm Trooper Miranda T Shirt

A mashup of Carmen Miranda and a Storm Trooper. How cliche. Just kidding. This Storm Trooper Miranda T Shirt is spectacular. I mean you really can’t lose when a Storm Trooper from Star Wars is taken out of context and placed in other whacky positions, and having tons of colorful necklaces and a fruit basket on his head, makes this particular Storm Trooper funny and appealing.

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Penn State Jerry Sandusky State Penn T Shirt

by Booker Addison

This is the way to treat a pedophile. Make t-shirts mocking and taunting him. This State Penn T Shirt is a beauty, the shower being a very nice extra touch, because he diddled kids that went to his football camp in the shower, and once he gets convicted, then he’ll be diddled in the shower in prison. Then, he’ll probably be killed, which is what needs to happen.

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St. Louis Cardinals Beware of the Rally Squirrel T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Apparently, some squirrel ran across home plate during the Cardinals-Phillies series. The Cardinals happened to be down 0-2 in the series and down by 17 runs in the 9th inning in the “squirrel game,” but you could feel the momentum shift as the squirrel ran past the Phillies batter and into the stands. Amazing (I might have exagerrated slightly). That’s why if you’re a St. Louis Cardinals fan, you must own the Beware of the Rally Squirrel T Shirt.

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Ernest P. Worrell Know What I Mean Vern T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Ernest was a funny dude and he was always breaking the Fourth Wall and talking to the camera, and apparently the person he thought was watching or the camera operator’s name was Vern, because Ernest was always saying Know What I Mean Vern. That’s why you should get the Know What I Mean T Shirt, because it harkens back to the simpler times, where pure stupidity was good for a hearty laugh. And, Ernest P. Worrell was nothing if he wasn’t stupid.

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Two and a Half Men Charlie Sheen RIP Charlie Harper T Shirt

by Booker Addison

This is all meta and shit. You have a show that canned Charlie Sheen for being way too out of control, then he takes the whirlwind of mayhem that is his life super public, and let’s it all hang out. He has fights with the Two and a Half Men people about money, he takes more drugs, talks more lunatic bravado, and then bones two more porn stars. TV shows must go on, especially the highest grossing comedy on television (I may have made that up), so they killed off Charlie in the most violent vile train accident you can imagine. Pretty funny really. Not as funny as South Park killing off Chef, but pretty funny nonetheless.

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Abe Lincoln Quotes Found on the Internet are Not Always Accurate T Shirt

by Booker Addison

They say you can believe everything you read on the Internet, and this Quotes Found on the Internet Are Not Always Accurate T Shirt confirms that wisdom. Take everything you read with a big ass grain of salt. What does taking things with a grain of salt mean? I’d look it up on the Internet, but who’s to say the information I find is not bunk. Lordy, I’m in a bit of a predicament at this point. I’m trying to put together an information-packed post to entertain you, but I’m having a crisis of faith. I know longer trust the source material.