I like this a lot. I think I want to make it my motto in life. But, before I live it 100% I need to get the I’ve Got a Degree in Maxin’ and Relaxin’ T Shirt, so I can constantly remind myself of my MO. Work hard. Play hard. And even within both of those pursuits, there are bursts of work and then relax. Pound out 25 minutes of un-interupted computing, then take 5 away from the monitor. Maxin and relaxin.
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This rolled up dollar bill reminds me of towelie, except towelie can’t help but be high all the time, whereas this dollar bill just can’t help but be money because he’s cool, and he’s got his shit together. Look at the shades, the sneakers, the arms crossed, the eyebrows just so. Dude’s money. And, you know how they say a lot of your character shows in the friends you keep. Well, if you wear this I Can’t Help But Be Money T shirt you basically are in the company of a winner and that means by proxy you are a winner too.
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Beat up that beat you guido. The roided, fake tan beasts of Jersey Shore do the fist pump. They start pounding the ground and moves higher until it’s all up in the air. Raining down the pump. It’s so primal and plastic. It’s an amazing paradox and that’s why each man, woman and child in the United States and abroad loves the Jersey Shore, can’t get enough of the Jersey Shore. And, that’s why there will be millions of these Fist Pump T Shirts floating around in the Universe as people continue to capture the magic of the plasti-primal.
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Not sure I agree with this sentiment. You can’t always rest on your laurels. Of course this I’m Number One Why Try Harder T Shirt does make it clear that there is some trying, so maybe it’s right. If you know what you need to do to maintain #1, maybe you don’t want to expend extra energy, which may burn you out and make you lose your grasp of the top spot. Maybe I like it.
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Come over here kids and let me tell you a story about a band from the 80s that was the toast of the town for a relatively short time. Flash in the pan. One hit wonder. Lightning in a bottle. They were called A Flock of Seagulls and they epitomized the synthesizer-heavy music of the decade.
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Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations are all the rage in the Internet t shirt community. Ever since New York busted out the greatest city PR campaigns ever with the I Heart NY, people have been taking that model and tweaking it for their own purposes, often to great comedic effect.
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