Yoda would talk backwards in this super annoying condescending way that makes you want him to lose his next battle of the force. Just kidding. Yoda would be wise and size up the situation and do exactly the right thing, because he was green and grizzled, but still a total bad ass.
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This is a funny t shirt right here. Those rich people are weird. They get bored in the excess, so they have to keep taking things to the next level. Some go from jacking off with one shoe on to auto-asphyxiation. Others go from yelling at midgets from their car to riding midgets like wake boards on the beach. Others go from drinking black coffee to cursing their failing veins as they stick needles between their toes. And, finally, some go from playing the ultimate hoity toity sport of polo on horseback to riding around naked on chickens swinging mallets.
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It’s Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall in Coming to America. The Kingdom of Zamunda was a fictional African nation. Murphy, as Prince Akeem, was the heir to the throne that was inhabited by King Jaffe Joffer, played by James Earl Jones. Prince Akeem goes to America to find a bride, because he’s not diggin’ the arranged marriage thing his pops is workin’ up for him.
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Not sure if this is the best message. I feel like the most likely reason your crotch area is hot is because you have some sort of chlamydia, and there’s that burning itch. Now you’re basically advertising to all in your vicinity the pulsating discomfort in your pubic region.
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I’m sure there’s a contingent about a million strong that own or simply love pug dogs. And I am equally certain that I would be doing those people a disservice if I didn’t do everything in my power to bring this Pugs Not Drugs t shirt to their attention. Don’t you agree? I mean you have to really have a heart for a dog as ugly as a smash faced pug. It has to be baked into the DNA, and once something grabs a hold of you at the cellular level there’s nothing you can really do but give in to your desires, such as buying every piece pug merchandise ever created on Earth.
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This shirt looks good. It’s funny. It features a fly, but also is like a positive affirmation that you’re sharing with the world. You know you got it. Now flaunt it. Just hope that nobody says anything about flies being attracted to shit because that would totally kill the buzz.
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