Not sure if this is the best message. I feel like the most likely reason your crotch area is hot is because you have some sort of chlamydia, and there’s that burning itch. Now you’re basically advertising to all in your vicinity the pulsating discomfort in your pubic region.
Donkey Ts
I’m sure there’s a contingent about a million strong that own or simply love pug dogs. And I am equally certain that I would be doing those people a disservice if I didn’t do everything in my power to bring this Pugs Not Drugs t shirt to their attention. Don’t you agree? I mean you have to really have a heart for a dog as ugly as a smash faced pug. It has to be baked into the DNA, and once something grabs a hold of you at the cellular level there’s nothing you can really do but give in to your desires, such as buying every piece pug merchandise ever created on Earth.
This shirt looks good. It’s funny. It features a fly, but also is like a positive affirmation that you’re sharing with the world. You know you got it. Now flaunt it. Just hope that nobody says anything about flies being attracted to shit because that would totally kill the buzz.
There are some parallels between the Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson cases. Namely they both obviously killed people and got away with it. Pretty weird how the justice system works sometimes, but innocent until proven guilty by a jury of your peers is a better system than say getting your head chopped off because the local authority had gas pains just as you walked by. Anyway, if you want to make sure people know what you think of the trial, then you probably need to get the Casey and OJ Sitting in a Tree KILLING T Shirt.
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If I want to pick up some dance moves and work on my pick up lines for the ladies I go directly to my New Kids on the Block Youtube channel, and learn. I feel so in touch with something when I watch those videos. Just can’t quite put my finger on it.
Happy 4th of July!
If you’re out and about and gathering with crowds of significant size to watch fireworks and listen to that brass band all dressed in red, white, and blue, then you probably will run into a funnel cake or two. You’re not going to be able to receive this I Put the Fun in Funnel Cake T Shirt before you go out tonight, but don’t you want it in the drawer for the next fair, circus, bizarre, or festival that you attend? Of course you do.
Sometimes you need to make it especially clear what you’re intentions are, or at least what you’re willing to explore. Sometimes people are too coy, or shy, or polite, and when the black book fails to conjure a successful booty call, then the next best thing is this DTF T Shirt, because as you enter the bar, you are telling any potential copulation partner that you are indeed down to fuck.
Hey, might as well let the world know which part of the female anatomy is your favorite. Right? I mean why not. This shows you have confidence, and you’re comfortable in your own skin. It also has that overt Batman logo, so I’m thinking maybe it also means you’re slightly bi if you wear the shirt. Just kidding. You’re totally straight…I mean you have a woman’s ass featured on a shirt that you are going to wear out in public. Doesn’t get more heterosexual than that.
Going way back on this one. The classic movie Airplane came out in 1980, and it still holds up today, including the scene referenced on this I Speak Jive T Shirt.
Hey, this is a great anti-violence, pro-weed tee for all you stoners with pacifist hearts out there. And there are a lot of you, which is why this Load Bongs Not Guns T Shirt is so popular.
Wasn’t a big fan of The Social Network, but there were some engaging scenes, including this one in the club with Justin Timberlake as the Napster dude, Sean Parker, and Jesse Eisenberg, as the Facebook dude, Mark Zuckerberg. Sean just wants good things for Mark, including a business card that he can hand to VCs that says “I’m CEO Bitch.” Isn’t that all what we want for our friends. Anyways, that’s where this I’m CEO Bitch T Shirt is coming from, not a Dave Chappelle skit about Rick James.
If you want to make sure the ladies know you work out all the time, then this I Skipped the Gym For This T Shirt is perfect. Plus, it also lets them know that you have a discerning taste in events, and if they’re not up to your standards you will have a bit of a sneer, because you’re better than that. Some gals will be put off by this attitude but shrinking violets are not what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the hot women that have that perpetual “I just smelled cat feces” look, because they too are very difficult to please.
