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(D.A.D.D.) Dad’s Against Daughters Dating T Shirt

This is funny. The fine print says “shoot the first one and the word will spread,” meaning shoot the first daughter that comes of dating age and the message will spread to the rest of the daughters that they probably shouldn’t date until they’re over 41 years old.

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I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt

by Booker Addison

It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.

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Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.

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I’m Not Irish But I’m Hoping to Get Lucky T Shirt

by Booker Addison

It’s always good to have clear intentions. If you do not have clear intentions things get muddled, and oftentimes you go through life in a half-assed way. This I’m Not Irish But I’m Hoping to Get Lucky T Shirt is full of clear intentions and honesty. It’s like…look…I know the Irish are the stars in March, but I’m not Irish. However, I am hoping to get laid tonight anyway, so can you accommodate me on that?

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Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Pretty solid St. Patty’s Day tee right here. It’s assumed that all Irish people drink heavily, which isn’t totally true. There are 7% of the Irish people throughout the world that actually consume less than 8 drinks per day. So, technically, this Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow T Shirt should have asterisks and stuff with messaging that makes this clear.

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How to Make Me a Sandwich T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I’ll tell ya. Normally, make me a sandwich is a misogynistic saying. Perhaps even a meme of chauvenism. But, when you put the BLT into a schematic with the exact instructions, then the sentiment shifts. Women, do sometimes want to make their man a sandwich, and it’s a kind and direct gesture that can be perceived loving, if you tell them exactly how you like it…the sandwich that is.