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Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.
From the category archives:
Busted Tees
There comes a time in everyone’s life where you just have to take a stand. Make up your mind, which way you’re going to go, choose a side, go down the high road or load road or one of the forks in the road.
This is just certainly precious and a combination of two tried and true comic props of golden goodness. Penguins are funny with their waddle, short wing flippers, coloring, and roundness. Little weeble wobbles. This is why all those penguin movies are so popular. They’re adorably cute. Hell, I laughed when they were dying in that March of the Penguins with the Morgan Freeman voiceover. That’s how powerfully funny they are for me.
This is a good shirt. You walk into a place, let’s say work and people either shit scared because they think your comin’ in with a postal frame of mind. You’re not safe for work or general society for the matter. Put a little gleam in your eye, and walk in unshaven and bed headed and there’s going to be some thoughts about running out the door.
Sad but true. Nobody really cares about the Winter Olympics. No hard feelings Vancouver. It’s not your fault, although the warm weather and slushy conditions aren’t helping. Maybe you should make a quick switcheroo and move the games to the frozen tundra of Atlanta or perhaps some serious skiing down the Washington Monument in D.C.
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Way way better than party ’til you puke. A lot better than party hearty. And even slightly better than the Grand Old Party. This shirt tops the top party shirts in the business, which is pretty outstanding. I suppose if you wear this one around enough it’s going to strike a cord with some of the folks that have already taken this advice to heart and now are sleeping under a ripped tarp down by the aqueduct. In fact, I’m pretty certain you will enter into engaging dialogue if you were to wear this the next time you ladle up the soup at the shelter or pass out coffee and sandwiches on skid row.
