This is a terrible shirt. How can the designer of this I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt live with herself? What about the children? What kind of existential questions is this thing gonna bring up their impressionable minds that aren’t ready for such mortal struggle.
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For the rest of 2011, Better Than Pants is offering 50% off their entire catalog. So, instead of $19.98 for a shirt, you’ll pay $9.99. Plus, if you buy 5 shirts you get free shipping. This is a smoking deal, and Better Than Pants has a pretty good selection of funny tees, so take advantage now.
It gets a little confusing to be a sports fan as a ghost, when all you can really say is the derogatory statement toward the team. Maybe they just made a great play 82-yard touchdown run, 456 foot dinger in the bottom of the ninth. A scissor kick goal in extra time (can you tell I don’t know shit about soccer), and you, the ghost, is so excited that you have to exclaim something yet all that comes out is Booooo! Probably get your ass kicked, accept that people can’t really kick ghosts asses, because they’re immaterial beings. But, still, you want to explain that you’re a big fan and you enjoyed the play, but your vocab is limited.
flickr: by Neil Rickards
Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s not that you don’t want to go all out, but sometimes there comes a time in your life when the end of October rolls around and you’re short on time, money or inspiration to craft a worthy Halloween costume.
Obviously, being cool is waaaaaaaaay more important than being educated, unless of course your goin’ to school on the street. Then you cool and educated, but that don’t happen in the traditional classroom. So, as all of the wise K-12 aged kids know, get out of school, because only teaching you how to serve The Man from the day you graduate ’til the day you die.
I highly encourage you to get over to Better Than Pants and take advantage of a month-long October 2009 sale on all of their shirts. You can find shirts over than for under $10. It’s a sweet deal. You can even stock up on some awesome and super scary halloween shirts, such as…
