Alright. October is upon us and it is now time to talk about Halloween. Yes, I know WalMart has had special candy bins and pumpkin candy collectors on display since June 9, but I refuse to talk about Halloween until the month of October. It’s still a full month away for God’s sake. That’s enough time to figure out the costume.
80s Tees
Apparently this Bazinga thing is something that some Aspberger’s sufferer on the TV show Big Bang Theory says when he schools your ass in the ways of the world. The clip from Big Bang Theory below is actually pretty stupid. Made me mad actually, but I’m sure overall it’s a good show. Or not.
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Hey, check it out. I just posted my puff piece hard hitting review of the 80s Tees. I just started getting into these guys, because they really are the best for funny movie and TV tshirts. The do the whole thing with getting licenses to print and sell this stuff, which sometimes works out better when you want your funny shirts to have trademarked pop culture shit on them. And who doesn’t want that?
Yeah, right there is Michael Cera and he’s wearing this ringer tee, and guess what, you can wear it too. You won’t look as good as Cera in it, but nobody can. It’s no big thing. No shame. Just go ahead and get it. You’ll still be pretty cool
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I really like that bomb graphic on the tshirt. Apparently, it’s the icon of the fictional band Sex Bob-omb from a graphic novel series. I never got into the graphic novels, but if you’re into thisstuff, you’ll probably glean some sweet nuggets of info from the Bryan Lee O’Malley, the author of the graphic novel series Scott Pilgrim, which is where this Sex Bob-omb T-shirt comes from.
Sure try again, but do so after coming to the bare bones, cold light realization that you are not Chuck Norris. You’re a lesser human. You will never succeed as Chuck succeeds. You will never reach the heights that Chuck has reached. You will never fight Bruce Lee to the death, lose, then get right back up and continue a remarkable acting career.
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Bob Ross (rest his soul) kills it painting trees. You can’t stump him. Evergreen, dogwood, oak, maple, apple. Doesn’t matter, he’s going to be able to show you how to do it. The dirty little secret behind this show is that he makes it look totally easy with his simple easel and old school palette, but the real power comes from Bob’s afro. If you don’t have an afro, then you will never be able to paint like this. You might be able to get away with not having the beard, but the afro is crucial. Don’t even get your hopes up if you have straight hair. Maybe if you get a high end permanent, but that’s stretching it.
To fully appreciate the magnificence of this tshirt, let’s first do some background research. According to the Shabbat Wikipedia entry:“Shabbat is the seventh day of the Jewish week and a day of rest in Judaism.”
Let us take a moment and celebrate on of the classics: Revenge of the Nerds. In particular, one of the classic characters in fine film: Booger. He proudly wears this beautiful tee, which, along with Bluto’s College Tee in Animal House, may have been the catalyst to the massive funny tee shirt culture we enjoy today. This was ground breaking shit.
