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Now this is a tribute shirt I can get behind. Albert Einstein. Wise man. Brilliant scientist. And, of course, the hair. Rarely do you get an Einstein tee without ridiculous words or him sticking his tongue out, or him writing nonsense on a chalkboard. This is just straight up love for the man and his beautiful contribution to society…the work on the development of the a-bomb not withstanding.
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Classic meme. I love the simplicity of the shirt. Cool bubble letter font. Now, I don’t suggest you start poking and prodding at people to get them riled up just so you can point at your shirt. However, if someone is being a complete douche and you put them in their place and they’re brooding, then you probably need to unzip the hoodie and ask them the big question.
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That’s a serious hose attachment. It’s not something you can just go to Home Depot to pick up. You have to have a license to carry that thing around your yard, and even with that license you cannot take it beyond a 25 foot perimeter of your immediate property.
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Every time I see one of these cat movie mashups from Captain Feline, I marvel at how amazing the design is. If you love the cats and Star Wars, I’m not sure how you still haven’t purchased this tee yet. You were born to wear this one. It is your destiny. I mean look at that Death Star subtly floating in the background. And that flowing cape.
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I think this shirt should be called Neospoonin’ but Snorg calls it There is No Spoon. That makes me think of the kid bending it, and not the slow mo bullet dodging that Neo is so adept at. Nonetheless, it’s sort of fun to think that the spoon was dodging dozens of little bullets, while that kid was holding it.
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That’s one way to explain science. Break it down in terms of loving relationships. And then the little oxygen atoms hug the hydrogen atom and the resulting love molecule is water. Yay! Of course, I don’t ever get hugged, and I’m terrible at relationships, so this makes less sense to me than the straight science text book.
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Diagramming sentences was the worst thing on Earth, and I liked English class. That was just not the part I enjoyed or excelled at. I do like a little hangman at the end. Wish I would have thought of that back in the day when I was learning sentence structure. Of course, I’d probably be unemployed right now. It’s the smallest twists of fate that can lead you down the darkest roads.
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Darth Vader seems to have a pretty great vertical. He can really get up in the air. He’s palming the Death Star, which looks orange (probably because of some strange angle and the light of the sun bouncing off). He’s got pretty great form. I wonder if he’ll stand over the defender and taunt him after he slams it? Seems like a Vader move.
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Have a medical degree does garner you a modicum of trust. Being a practicing doctor for years makes you very trusted. And, being a well-known doctor on TV like Dr. McCoy makes you the most trusted man on Earth, just about. Dr. McCoy has my trust. How about you? If so, you should probably prove it by purchasing this shirt an wearing it during a 7 day Star Trek marathon.
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This must be a line from Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park. I can’t find it and I don’t remember ever watching those movies, so I’m just going by the pic on the shirt. Can someone confirm this for me?
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Sexy dress. Yellow and black is always a great color combination. If you see a girl wearing this one well, and you’re a nerd, you should probably ask her to marry you immediately. Make sure she’s of age though.
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Have you seen the trailer to the new movie Spring Breakers. Me neither. Let’s watch it together. Shall we?
Well then…that’s a little dark. Girls committing crimes to make money to go to Spring Break and shake their asses on the beach. Then they get mixed up with a very charismatic criminal played by the grill-laden, tattoo-covered, cornrow-wearin’ James Franco.
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