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It’s nice to know there’s a t-shirt out there that features a muffin of death. It’s comforting, especially when it’s a cute muffin filled with scary ingredients like skulls, bones, and dead creatures. I tasted one of these in Malaysia and it was delicious. I ended up eating at least a dozen over the course of three days.
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Not sure if it is appropriate to make fun of people with lisps, but when it comes to liquor and especially absinthe, everything is fair game. What an amazing beverage. Am I right? All the stories and folklore. Van Gogh painting the world as he saw it. Yeah, and I imagine logic flies out the window and your mind is shut down and you’re operating with baser compulsions…animalistic tendencies. Exciting. Psychedelic. Pretty good times for a Friday night.
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You gotta like Mr. Eggplant. Look at that fun-loving dude. Don’t you want to hang out with him? I do. If you do I have a terrific idea. Get some construction paper and some markers, glue and glitter. Just kidding. Don’t do that. The only thing you have to do to hang out with Mr. Eggplant is get the shirt and he can be smiling on your chest any time you like.
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I’m pretty sure I need to start watching Game of Thrones. 60 bazillion people can’t be wrong. I was never drawn to it, but this is about design number 89242 using the show as inspiration, and that has to mean something. Here, of course, you have The Wall, which is the Crown of the Seven Kingdoms. I totally know what I’m talking about. Can’t you tell? But, you don’t need me to tell you that you love the show and want every related t-shirt that has ever been designed.
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Sometimes you need the jolt of caffeine to get your mind crankin’. Sometimes you need to loosen the tongue and release the inhibitions. I do it a little different than most. To work up the courage I chug my Fair Trade Costa Rican and then jump up on the girl I’ve zeroed in on and overwhelm her with manic, spastic ENERGY. Then when it’s time to really sell the client on the upgrade, boy, I take a coupla three shots of grain alcohol.
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