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Original Hybrid T Shirt

by on January 31, 2013

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What is that? A faun? A Satyr? Minotaur? Nah, you crazy…that’s a Centaur. Half Man. Half horse. Known for their lustfulness and drunkeness. And, of course, the original hybrid. Forget the gas and electric combo. That Prius is sissy. These Centaurs are serious beasts that will steal your woman and drink your wine. Beware.

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i-have-six-words-for-you-t-shirt

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People will walk around and look at the back of your shirt, then it will slowly begin to dawn on them that the six words were “I have six words for you.” Then they’ll shake their head and see the world in a different light. The absurdity they experience will be the closest thing to an acid trip they’ll get without licking Mickey Mouse stamps.

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this-is-the-worst-nude-beach-ever-t-shirt

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You walk around with this shirt on at work, you’re gonna get some stares. A couple of the prudes are going to beeline it to the HR Manager. A few of the hot ones are gonna think you’re a perv. And all of the marketing team members and two of the IT guys that actually leave their office, are gonna think it’s hilarious.

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stalactites-stalagmites-masturbating-hobo-t-shirt

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Two good things about this shirt. I never remember which is which in terms of the stalactites and stalagmites, and when I find my self in caves with smart people, I feel like a total doofus. No more. I’ll just look at this shirt and be fine. Also, this is super funny. Outta nowhere in this cave with the gorgeous rock formations you have a hobo jerking off. The humanity of this is amusing. Isn’t that how it always is?

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by-the-time-you-read-this-youve-already-read-it-t-shirt

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Great little spoof of shirts and bumper stickers that say stuff like if you’re gonna get this close why don’t you blow me and stuff like that. So, you read the first line, and you’re expecting a zinger, and all of a sudden you get this super mundane and obvious conclusion. And, your mind is blown because you’ve been tricked.

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beware-of-the-rous-t-shirt

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“Attention Fire Swamp Visitors – Beware of the R.O.U.S – They Really Do Exist.” This, of course, comes from The Princess Bride, when the lovers had to get through the Fire Swamp.

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Meth Bee T Shirt

by on January 30, 2013

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This is the logo on the barrels of methylamine in the television program Breaking Bad. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? If you ask me that bee with the kanji character and the ominous tracking number is just an incredibly sweet design all by itself. But, when you add the weight of the best show on TV, well, this tee becomes undeniable.

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love-stinks-t-shirt

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Ah, that’s cute. They may stink to high heaven, but they love each other so it doesn’t matter. Actually, my guess is that the skunk spray smells okay to skunks. I wonder if that’s true. Now, I’m picturing a skunk spraying and running, so as to not get that nasty scent stuck on his fur. I mean, tomato juice is not easily accessible when you’re a skunk.

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DJ 101 T Shirt

by on January 30, 2013

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Before you can rock the house with your turntable, you need to get a handle on the basics of your equipment. You gotta start somewhere, and if you’re an aspiring DJ the best place is with this t-shirt. You can wear it and look in the mirror all the time, until the parts of a turntable are second nature. Then, you can start listening to some music to figure out what’s good.

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Inconceivable T Shirt

by on January 30, 2013

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This might be my favorite of The Princess Bride Vizzizi Inconceivable designs, and, believe me, there are a lot of them. Such an iconic film, and Vizzizi was just a spectacular character. Have you ever been to IMDB and looked at the current pictures of those actors. Pretty amazing. It was released 26 years ago. That’s a long time.

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LTD-spring-break-tie-dye-tee

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That is one wild skull and cross bones lemon with a tie dye background. Now, let me get this straight because I’m old enough to have seen the 70s first hand. Not the 60s but there were remnants of burnt out tie-dyed hippies still mulling about. What does tie dye signify to the youth of today. I’m guessing Wild Lemon Clothing has a finger on the pulse of the young people, and they’re offering this design up as a special spring break garment, so the tie dye probably represents inebriation and/or getting and wild fucking, because I think that’s probably exactly what it meant in the 60s.

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Moscow 2030 T Shirt

by on January 29, 2013

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At first you think this is one of those misdirection shirts. Oh yeah, Moscow and palm trees and sunsets. Ha ha. But then it hits you like a ton of bricks…this is a WAKE UP CALL. Moscow in 2030 with palm trees. Why, because thanks to carbon emissions we’re changing the weather patterns of the entire globe. The Northern climbs will soon be tropical, while those places down by the Equator are going to be unliveably hot just like Venus and your mom.

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