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Community. See I totally know what’s going on here. This is Troy and Abed. And the sun is up. And they’re up and drinking coffee. It looks like they may be doing a morning show. They are in a Community college, so maybe this is the corny little AM news show that they put together. This clip puts all the pieces together, and makes you want to get the shirt even if you don’t watch the show. Even if you hate the show.

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Fire Ferrets T Shirt

by on February 28, 2013


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The Last Airbender. Needed to get that in there quick to prove I know exactly where this tee is coming from. The Fire Ferrets are a Pro Bending team, which seems to include an earthbender, firebender, and waterbender. Did they have an airbender? It that part of the competition. I have no idea, and I’m not going to find out.

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Tessier Ashpool T Shirt

by on February 27, 2013


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If you’re into William Gibson’s Neuromancer, then you know where this tee is coming from, and I don’t have to pull out my subliminal tricks to get you hot and bothered and ready to pull out your credit card. You’ve already done it.

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Tower of Pancakes T Shirt

by on February 27, 2013


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That is an enormous stack of pancakes. There’s at least a dozen on that plate, dripping with butter, and drizzled with syrup. Isn’t it weird that there are those days where you can just eat a dozen pancakes. It’s like the same mass of food as four sandwiches, which you could never eat, but for some reason the pancakes can just keep going down.

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I’ve seen a lot of silly designs in my day, but this Spock cat t-shirt is right there as probably the most absurd ever. The blue bowl-cut hair, pointy ears, V paw, and, of course, the Star Trek uniform. Even the name of the shirt is absolutely ridiculous.

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Sometimes you need to wear super nerd t-shirts. This one is really geeky with the parts of a microscope written out for all to see. I’m guessing you scientists that spend most of your life staring into these things, probably love this design. It kind of lets people know about what you do in a fun way, instead actually having to say molecular blah blah blah.

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Yes…the Glory of the Luchador is great, especially when they are out on the town, dressed in suit and the mask stays on. That is a lifestyle and it is glorious. The ring is glorious as well. Grappling an art. Long live the luchador.

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Cold World T Shirt

by on February 26, 2013


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Let me repeat. I have a thing for skulls and this is a great skull. It’s like you die and the afterlife is an eternal DMT trip. It’s perfectly clear when you’re in the death trip with waves of bright color and euphoric understanding. But, on the outside we get glimpses of what it might be, but really there’s this icy veil that muddles true understanding.

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Lincoln Godfather T Shirt

by on February 26, 2013


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This is a wicked design. I’m sure if I’d seen the movie Lincoln I would know that it portrayed a strong and steadfast man, who took on a lot of heat for doing what was right as the President of the United States. So, it’s easy to accept a mashup of Lincoln and The Godfather holding a cat, except that crime bosses are lawless lowlifes and Abraham was allergic to cats.

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Was 2005 chosen as a random year just for fun, or was there some incident in 2005 that’s not coming to my Midwest mind? First thing I think of is maybe they’re talking about a politician, but Giuliani was tiny and he bailed in 2001. And Bloomberg is there currently. Then, I’m thinking maybe they got rid of some hairy, horrible investment banker, but nothing specific comes to mind.

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You gotta dig the science humor right here. Of course, the atom is the basis of all matter, so it’s perfectly scientifically appropriate to say that an atom makes up everything. Get it. Can’t trust it either, because what in this crazy life can you trust. Just about nothing, except for your dog, and that’s the one thing on Earth not made up of atoms.

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I’m surprised at this shirt. Very few people know the story about the origin of The Beatles song. But, apparently, whoever conceived of this shirt heard about it. You see I was there when Ringo was jumping on a trampoline. Paul and John wouldn’t go near. Ringo was getting sad because nobody would jump with him. Then, George came out (he was busy applying a treatment to his peeling foot skin), and immediately started jumping with Ringo. They were flying so high. Ringo kept saying “my friend” and bouncing George.

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