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Dog Bones T Shirt

by on March 7, 2013

dog-bones-t-shirt

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This design is almost as weird as that “This Old Man” song.

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

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buy-me-a-car-bomb-t-shirt

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Ah. St. Paddy’s Day. When you can walk up to people and ask them to buy you a car bomb, and they’ll know exactly what you’re saying and oblige (…if you’re a hot chick). Otherwise, people will tell you to get O’Fuckin’ lost just like any other day of the year. Still, it’s a great holiday and I’m totally stoked it’s just ’round the bend.

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99-8-bit-balloons-t-shirt

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Nena! Luft Balloons!

With some geeky 8-bit humor mashed in there. Very nice shirt. Please do not talk to me about Goldfinger. Had to wade through like 9 different versions of their cover of this song, before I got to the real one on Youtube. Quick, someone count…is there really 99 balloons there? I bet there is. Would be funny if there was like 83 or something corny like that.

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the-third-man-t-shirt

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It’s a tee celebrating the great film starring Orson Welles, The Third Man. I actually don’t remember the last time I saw this one. I should probably see it again, but, of course, South Park is available free and on demand, so I’m not sure where I’m going to find the time. No matter. You need to seriously consider this tee, because it looks great.

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wake-up-donnie-t-shirt

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It’s the scary apocalyptic rabbit, Frank, from Donnie Darko…in your pocket. This is super cool. Even if the voice are not in your mind, you still get the visual, which then triggers the voices. If you’re gonna lose it, you might as well lose it all the way. No half stepping.

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worlds-best-dad-t-shirt

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That’s William H. Macy. Interesting actor, unless he’s in those ponderous, boring Mamet films. Anyways, I think I saw that he was in a TV show and was a dad, so that’s where this design is coming from. Let’s go check it out. Here it is. He plays Frank Gallagher in Shameless.

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irish-you-were-beer-t-shirt

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Hey ho, it’s near St. Patty’s and this is the shirt for you to wear on the big green day. Let’s go O’Shanigan. Bust out the green in your wallet and pick this one up. You wanna look good at the pub March 17 and with this fresh design you will. No you can’t wear that Larry Bird throwback for the 10th year in a row.

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you-have-died-of-dysentry-t-shirt

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It’s the Oregon Trail!!!!! I’ve seen this design 92 times, but I’m not sure I’ve seen it in this very nice green. That really puts you right back in the day when that game was awesome. My oh my how far we’ve come, but have we really! Dun Dun da….that was supposed to be like the laying for of a super mystical mystery that you must ponder to REALLY LIVE.

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mariachi-death-t-shirt

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2Kool2BTrue. That skeleton is tearin’ it up on the mariachi, though it sort of looks like a straight up guitar. How about if this is the way you go out when you die. No supreme love beckoning you to walk toward the light. No pearly gates. No angels or devils. Just this super badass mariachi skeleton playing and singing you into your grave.

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direwolf-winter-lager-t-shirt

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Game of Thrones! Best beer on the show. You hear them all talking about it. Man, would love to get my hands on some of that Direwolf Winter Lager. It’s seasonal, so you gotta get it while you can. But, we’re on this gruelling journey that involves horses, beards, and rough fire light sex, so we may not grab a sixer in time. Damn.

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red-apple-cigarettes-t-shirt

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This is the brand of fake cigarettes from Tarantino movies. Apparently, he gets a pack of these things in all of them. Pretty cute.

Here’s a video with some snappy music and pictures of a prop pack some dude bought on eBay. He also has stills of scenes with the packs in the movies. You know…Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, From Dusk ’til Dawn, Kill Bill, Grindhouse, etc. etc.

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Rent-A-Swag T Shirt

by on March 5, 2013

rent-a-swag-t-shirt

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Pawnee, Indiana. High-end rentals for teens, tweens, and everything inbetweens. Parks and Recreation takes place in Pawnee, Indiana and Aziz Ansari plays Tom Haverford, who has the swag and will share it with anybody that shows a true desire and potential to have swag too.

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