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It’s not often that I run into a t-shirt design that appeals to me on two levels: the message and the design. This offering is certainly an exception because I love that gorilla with the crown, and I really need to work on the “own your life” part. You can’t just be tossed and turned by the tides of life, you need to get out there and take the hits and keep moving forward.
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It started as a series of novels. It exploded as a hit television show. And, now it’s an epic video game with the ultimate goal of seeing the major characters naked. No no. The aim is to destroy the other houses and loot, pillage, and plunder, and have the gnarliest beard and smelliest animal skins.
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