Funny Wordplay T Shirts

baggins family jewelers t shirt The Lord of the Rings Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirtbuy now button yellow The Lord of the Rings Baggins Family Jewelers T ShirtThis is a well-worded funny t shirt that I enjoy immensely. If you can’t read the entire thing it says:

One Ring to Rule Them All. Baggins Family Jewelers. The Largest Selection of Precious Jewelry in Middle Earth. Pretty clever. This Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt is doubly nice because it reminds me of those corny local commercials for jewelry stores you see in every mid-size to large metropolitan area. One of the greatest fantasy books of all time combined with one of the corniest industries of all time. Perfect.

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i speak pig latin t shirt I Speak Pig Latin T Shirt buy now button yellow I Speak Pig Latin T Shirt What do we have here: IWAY EAKSPAY IGPAY ATINLAY. Do you understand what’s going on with this I Speak Pig Latin T Shirt. I think I do. It’s a pig in a toga and laurel on his head. There’s pig latin written on the shirt. It means I Speak Pig Latin in pig latin. Did they speak Latin back in Julius Caesar’s time? I guess Et, Tu…Brute is a little Latin, so I guess I answered my own question, and in doing so laughed so heartily at this shirt from Snorg Tees that I shit my pants.

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i never finish anything t shirt I Never Finish Anything T Shirtbuy now button yellow I Never Finish Anything T ShirtThis is the perfect shirt for the ADHD culture. Give a shout if you can’t pay attention to something for more than like 6 and a half seconds. Yay. This world is built for you now. Enjoy it. Revel in your superficiality and your short attention span. Yay. Going deep isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. The Crusades went deep. Exile on Main Street went deep. Your mama went deep and she just doesn’t get it.

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types of sharks t shirt Types of Sharks T Shirtbuy now button yellow Types of Sharks T ShirtLet me go down the list of sharks on this Types of Sharks T Shirt in case you can’t read the image.

Bull Shark
Blue Shark
Great White Shark
Nurse Shark
Shortfin Mako Shark
Hammerhead Shark
Loan Shark
Pool Shark

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i hated math then i found out about pi t shirt I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T Shirtbuy now button yellow I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T ShirtWhat you have here is a goofy little joke that includes pie and math, and a little wordplay with pi and pie. This is another one for my math nerd brethren. If I say it like that, does it imply that I, too, am a math lover, because that is not the case. I do not like math. Maybe a little simple addition and subtraction in my head, but anything beyond that hurts.

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buy now button yellow Love Isnt Rational T Shirtlove isnt rational t shirt Love Isnt Rational T ShirtYou have pi and the square root of 2. That’s about as far as I go with my math knowledge on this one. Well, maybe I know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number, which is where the humor lies in this Love Isn’t Rational T Shirt.

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dear algebra x t shirt Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X Shes Not Coming Back T Shirtbuy now button yellow Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X Shes Not Coming Back T ShirtWordplay alert! Wordplay! Wordplay! It’s funny because it’s true. Algebra is always asking for the X. It’s good that this Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X T Shirt exists because algebra needs an intervention. Algebra is basing all his major decisions in life on the fact that his X, Lydia, is indeed coming back…that she’s just getting some space and the relationship will be back and better than ever very soon. Those looking from the outside in, know this is definitely not the case.

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every bunny was kung fu fighting t shirt Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirtbuy now button yellow Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T ShirtI love t shirts that celebrate misheard lyrics. They’re always pretty funny. This one also skews toward adorable with those cuddling little bunnies doing the martial arts thing. Somebody you know will love this Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirt. Wait, it’s not Christmas any more. Who cares about anybody else. You will like this tee from Look At Me Shirts and you will be comfortable and proud as you wear it.

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Love Bytes T Shirt

by on December 26, 2011

love bytes t shirt Love Bytes T Shirtbuy now button yellow Love Bytes T ShirtWhat we have here is an 8-bit mashup and some wordplay. First, you have the 8-bit heart. 8-bit is a meme that stands for the good old days…like putting an analog tape cassette on a t-shirt, or a rotary phone, or rule of law in the United States. Anyways, that’s piece number one to the mashup. Piece number two is the allusion to vampires. Love and biting is all up in ever True Blood and Twilight and all those vampire entertainment programs. Of course, the wordplay is spelling bites with a “y”, which helps usher in the 8-bit concept.

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youll never catch me im the ninja bread man t shirt Youll Never Catch Me Im the Ninjabread Man T Shirtbuy now button yellow Youll Never Catch Me Im the Ninjabread Man T ShirtGingerbread is kind of a holiday treat, so this You’ll Never Catch Me I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt certainly has a place on this site as we charge right through the middle of the holiday season. Plus the green shirt with nice red accentuation makes this the perfect thing to wear to your most anticipated festive gathering.

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particle physics gives me a hadron t shirt Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron T Shirtbuy now button yellow Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron T ShirtI’m not even going to pretend I know what particle physics is, nor what a hadron is, but I can get the gist of a nerdy science joke like the best of ‘em. If you’re a physicist or a goober scientist, and do shit with microscopes and beakers, then you probably are salivating over the idea of purchasing this Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron T Shirt. And guess what…I’m not going to stop you.

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ah the element of surprise t shirt Ah The Element of Suprise T Shirtbuy now button yellow Ah The Element of Suprise T ShirtAnother very nicely executed design from Digerati. If you’re a little bit of a science geek and a lot bit of a humor freak, then you need this Ah The Element of Surprise T Shirt, because it’s down right funny.

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