
Damn. Those rims are fine on those stationary bikes. Cool thing is if you stop working, it still looks like your pumpin’ because the rims keep spinning. Awesome if you’re trying to impress someone across the room. They can’t really tell because of the angle that you’re not pedaling, but they can see the glint of the rims spinning, so they think you’ve been goin’ hard for 45 minutes straight, when really you smoked and drank way too much last night and felt nauseous after 3 minutes.
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This is a totally goofy shirt. I’m not sure I even get this Acronyms FTW T Shirt. FTW is an acronym…actually it might be an initialism. In fact, I know it’s an initialism because Penn & Teller explain it perfectly in the fine video below.
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I have always enjoyed the feeling of snapping Crayons in half. It’s almost as good as tossing vinyl LP records at the wall. So what if I have a few violent tendencies. I take care of them in a harmless way. No one is hurt and I get my anger out on crayons and records (and maybe the wall). You may say that’s a waste and unsustainable. What if everyone started snapping crayons and smashing albums? We’d have a big time mess on our hands. Perhaps so much so that the environment couldn’t fully recover and it would be the end of clean drinking water and forests as we know it.
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