This kid is looking pretty smug, ‘cuz he thinks Edward is only capable of throwing scissors in the game of Rochambo. It will probably come down to technicalities. Don’t you think? I mean Edward puts out a flat hand. Is that paper? Hard to say, because the hand is scissors. Probably have to bring in a top official from the Rock, Paper, Scissors Association to make a ruling.
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This is a cute shirt. You definitely want to have a garment that has a computer wearing a sombrero and the words Long Live the Computer in Spanish. Am I right? If so, then you should not hesitate in getting the Viva Los Computadoras T Shirt and start wearing it immediately. You’ll live longer. You’ll have better sex. Your career goals will be met with ease. And, your children will become Titans of Industry or Wizards of Wall St.
What you have here is a mashup with Moby Dick and Twitter’s fail whale that pops up whenever they’re over capacity. Pretty cool, except you may have to do some explaining when you wear the Moby Fail T Shirt. If anyone has done even a small amount of tweeting they’ve probably scene the whale being flown by birds, but it’s not immediate apparent that there’s a Herman Melville influence here.
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So you have this video game Portal that I know less than nothing about. There’s a vortex of unknowledge in my brain about Portal. It seems to be popping up everywhere, yet I cannot get myself to figure out what it’s all about. Am I a bad person? Anyways…Think Different is the classic Apple slogan. If you never saw the commercial I’ve done you the huge favor of embedding it below.
This is freakin’ stretchin’ it right here. Plural Platypus and you get this Platypi T Shirt where the poor animals are contorted into the pi sign. Pretty funny. Makes me think there should be a company that specializes in pi shirts. Like every word in the English language with a pi sound is turned into some pi reference. Pine cone. Pile of shit. Pike. Pied Piper. This could be a real gas. Supine. Spy.
Damn! Did you hear what this I’m the Mayor of Your Mom on Foursquare T Shirt just said about your momma? I wouldn’t take that at all. If that was me I’d totally mess that shirt up, because that’s disrespectful. What are you gonna do about it?
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Sweet lord, nice little mashup with the Doctors. Doctor Who and Doctor Seuss with Horton the elephant standing by the ubiquitous telephone booth from which all the magic of the long standing syfy series flows.
I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.
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Editor’s note: Thanks to our dear readership, we have discovered that is not an Angry Bird at all, rather a Goomba from Super Mario. Please accept my sincerest apology if you have been in any way hurt or misled by the incorrect analysis of this t-shirt.
Isn’t that the truth!? I don’t touch the stuff because it aggravates my IBS, and it gives me the cold sweats, and an irregularly fast heart beat. But, it’s just me and Martha over there in Billings, MO that do not drink the java. Everyone else on this planet, and infinite planets in space, drink the caffeinated elixir. Many swear by it. Many can’t get through with out. Many feel invincible physically and mentally when they drink the stuff.
Here you have the much emulated Apple marketing design of the dark figure with the white iPod, iPhone, iWhatever cord on a killer whale. So, naturally if you’re an Apple and sea creature fan, you’re going to want the iSwim T Shirt.
This is a pretty cool shirt with the painter cover up the wall with a base coat, and the wall obviously referencing the look of a new image with a transparent background in Adobe Photoshop. Guess it really won’t mean much to those that don’t use Photoshop, but for the millions that do, I expect this shirt triggers vigorous head nods of appreciation. And, of course, reaching for wallets and purchasing of this Photoshop Paint T Shirt.
