Funny Religious T Shirts

God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins T Shirt

Very nice commentary on the gay marriage debate. If you say God hates gays that’s about as wise as saying what this God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins T Shirt. In other words, it’s a completely ridiculous thing to say, and you should stop saying it, and you should let anybody marry whoever they want as long as they are two consenting adults.

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Jesus Returns T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.

Reggie White Minister of Defense T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Dude made his name as a sack specialist with the Philadelphia Eagles, and was granted the nickname the Minister of Defense, which is doubly apt, since he actually was an ordained minister. He also played with the Green Bay Packers, and a forgettable final season with Carolina.

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Tom Brady is a Golden God T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Here’s another football shirt. This one pretty timely celebrating the golden boy Tom Brady as he prepares to quarterback his New England Patriots in the Super Bowl on Sunday. Could it possibly be the fourth ring? There’s a good chance. Plus, some revenge for a couple years back when the Giants ruined there perfect season in the Super Bowl.

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I Still Play With Dolls T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.

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Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.