Hey, marijuana is natural. The Bible talks about wine all the time. What’s the difference? Nothing. Both are mind altering and impairing. Probably better to drive high than to drive drunk. Pot heads are generally mellow, whereas alcoholics are oftentimes belligerent. So, yeah, why shouldn’t Jesus tell the stoner on the couch that his dad made the weed. He should be proud.
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This is funny. Jesus in a headband and a classic cross country runner outfit. Tank top and short shorts. Who wouldn’t want to go the extra mile with Jesus. You could probably run faster and farther than you ever have before just because the adrenaline and excitement produced with pounding the pavement with the son of God. Pretty sweet stuff.
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Yoda would talk backwards in this super annoying condescending way that makes you want him to lose his next battle of the force. Just kidding. Yoda would be wise and size up the situation and do exactly the right thing, because he was green and grizzled, but still a total bad ass.
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Nice little subterfuge right here by using the phrase Kill ‘Em in conjunction with an image of The Dalai Lama. Because he’s all about peace, and this is sort of a peace message, but still has a exhortation to kill ‘em. Pretty good stuff. And paradoxical. And confusing. And enlightening.
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It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.
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This is T Shirt Hell putting out this shirt, so obviously it’s going to be contreversial, especially when you say something like this Christians are Assholes T shirt. I would say the Christians or any devout religious folks that try to foist their beliefs on others or make them a matter of public policy are assholes, but those God-fearing folk that have a stable morality and try to treat people as Jesus would are probably pretty good people. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what the percentage of Christians are not compelled to leave the witnessing and zealotry behind. That’s why shirts like this pop up.
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