I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.
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Dude made his name as a sack specialist with the Philadelphia Eagles, and was granted the nickname the Minister of Defense, which is doubly apt, since he actually was an ordained minister. He also played with the Green Bay Packers, and a forgettable final season with Carolina.
Here’s another football shirt. This one pretty timely celebrating the golden boy Tom Brady as he prepares to quarterback his New England Patriots in the Super Bowl on Sunday. Could it possibly be the fourth ring? There’s a good chance. Plus, some revenge for a couple years back when the Giants ruined there perfect season in the Super Bowl.
I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.
I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.
What you have here is a little play on those Jesus bracelets that said WWJD, which stands for What Would Jesus Do. Obviously, you know this, so why am I telling you? Not sure. The whole thing caught on and parodies began popping up all over the place. What Would Tom Waits Do? What Would Patsy Cline Do? What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do? What Would ALF Do? What Would Fabrice Fabrice Do? What Would Your Mom Do? You catch the drift.
Can this really be somebody’s QR Bar Code? Please. I love Jesus. He needs to be everywhere. In fact, I have him on top of my pen. It’s a Jesus pen topper and it gives me strength when I write important notes to my mother, such as “Sorry for forgetting to take out the trash. It’s gone now, and the maggot situation is under control…I think.”
You’re wearing this T Shirt, it’s dark and you’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it. The Blues Brother’s would be proud.
This We’re On a Mission from God T Shirt has the iconic phrase, “We’re on a mission from God” from the original Blues Brothers and nobody is cooler than the Elwood and Jake (played by killer comedians Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi). Plus, everybody will know you’ve got the big man on your side. Don’t be a fat penguin (no offense to the nuns in the audience) and get this shirt so everyone knows your quest isn’t just filled with awesome tunes. It’s divinely ordained.
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The Blues Brothers is already a well known movie because of its funny, random moments and happenings that rarely happen in everyday life. The whole movie is about the Blues brothers, Jake and Elwood, trying to raise money for a closing Catholic orphanage where they grew up at. Throughout the movie, they encounter crazy things like a group of Nazis.
106 miles to Chicago and we are still wearing sunglasses: Convicts, Criminals, Crusaders, Curse on society…hail all of them for their deeds. Well, how could you do that? But, where there is will, there is a way to go.
Throw on a nostalgic icon when you throw on this Blues Brothers Jake & Elwood t-shirt. I mean, who doesn’t love this movie about Jake and Elwood, on their “mission from God”? Driving around in their classic car while the “Peter Gun Theme” played in the background, these two troublemakers were always ready to make a scene.
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I like this one. Dude flipped on the light switch. He’s out of control. That light switch hasn’t been flipped except for that horrid accident like 27 years ago. You know the one were the kid had to drowned in the pond because they took sins like this a little more serious back in the day. Wasn’t even really the kid’s fault. He had to take a leak in the middle of the night and was feeling his way around the walls (okay, he was drunk, which was why he was struggling to navigate in the dark…nobody knew that bit of the story), and he accidently flipped the switch. Bad timing. His dad was up, saw the light, was shocked for two seconds then did what he had to do in front of God and the rest of the community. Sad story.
