Funny Relationship T Shirts

Best Friends Forever Beer and Liver T Shirt

As far as I understand the medical science, alcohol is not great for your liver. But, judging from the happiness emanating from this image of the liver arm-in-arm with the beer, I’d have to say the science is wrong. Cirrhosis is caused by something else, and don’t let anybody tell you anything different. Really! Look at that BFF Beer and Liver T Shirt. How can you possibly draw any sort of other conclusions. You can’t.

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(D.A.D.D.) Dad’s Against Daughters Dating T Shirt

by Booker Addison

This is funny. The fine print says “shoot the first one and the word will spread,” meaning shoot the first daughter that comes of dating age and the message will spread to the rest of the daughters that they probably shouldn’t date until they’re over 41 years old.

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Lionel Richie Hello Is It Me You’re Looking For T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Classic song. Classic pose. Classic jeripermfro. Classic moustache. Classic lyric. Um, five solid reasons you should get this Hello Is It Me You’re Looking For T Shirt. Five! I’ve made much larger purchasing decisions on two solid reasons. It’s absurd to think anybody would look at this shirt, and look at the price and say “not for me.”

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How to Make Me a Sandwich T Shirt

by Booker Addison

I’ll tell ya. Normally, make me a sandwich is a misogynistic saying. Perhaps even a meme of chauvenism. But, when you put the BLT into a schematic with the exact instructions, then the sentiment shifts. Women, do sometimes want to make their man a sandwich, and it’s a kind and direct gesture that can be perceived loving, if you tell them exactly how you like it…the sandwich that is.

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I Dumped Adele T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Apparently this chick is an awesome singer and has had a ton of buzz for a year or two. I have never heard her. I did see that that freaky, white-haired simian Karl Lagerfeld called her fat, which is true but isn’t very nice. He tried to make nice by saying, “but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.” Oops. A little late for the pleasantries you shallow freak. At 78 you really probably shouldn’t give a shit about any of that any more. link:

Occupy Your Parent’s Basement T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Hey, it’s coming down to this for a lot of people. The jobs keep disappearing. Nobody’s hiring. The bankers get richer and you’re stuck on unemployment, moving back into your parents basement. Now, you’re losing your self respect and things are starting to look a little dicey. What on earth are you going to do.