I’m not sure if there’s 76 pounds of innuendo with this tee, ‘cuz it sounds like something sexual, but the shirt itself is only a rooster in 3D. So, there’s no problem in mixed company, even with children around. In fact, they may be the biggest fans of the shirt featuring a neat animal. Bonus points if you carry a pair of cheap 3D glasses so friends, family, and young, fresh-faced strangers can enjoy the 3D Cock T Shirt in all its glory.
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I just typed in Workaholics tight butthole into Youtube, but the episode that contained this fine bit of humor didn’t show up. Wait, that’s a lie. The video entitled loose butthole also has the tight butthole clip, so enjoy that. Also, you will probably need to get the Tight Butthole T Shirt because it’s fabulous.
This here is a very fine t-shirt from Uncle Cletus. I have been on my high, political horse lately, trying to make points about things I don’t really understand. Sounding indignant. Warning of impending doom. And encouraging people to fight back against the Oligarchy and growing fascist state. Of course, I’m just sitting here wondering how many of the Commodores were gay, and eating Fritos, which is pretty much my nightly ritual.
I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.
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I didn’t get this for about 6 months. I finally meditated on it and discovered it’s a font dinosaur. Get it. Special lettering makes up the animal. If you just palmed your forehead and smiled, then you very much need to own the Fontasaurus T Shirt. And, I was just kidding about the 6 months. This thing has only been available for like 6 minutes, and you’re totally lucky you stumbled upon this blog post, so you can be the first in your village to own this thing.
Is this a veiled sexual reference? Are we really talking about a cum guzzler, but then making it suitable for wearing in public, even if a child were to happen by. On the one hand, that’s nice to think of the children. On the other hand, why are you announcing to the world that you chug semen? Of course, I’m 40-years-old and live in my mother’s basement, so what do I know about how the world works. Maybe this is step 1A in the definitive courtship book
Hey…who wants to be super classy? I know you do! That’s why I offer up the See You Tomorrow Corn T Shirt for your classy pleasure. You will impress EVERYBODY, because you have a smiling ear of corn on your shirt, then they’ll just be overwhelmed with admiration of how much of a class act you are as it slowly begins to dawn on them that that corn is going to see you tomorrow in your shit. It’s the sort of a ha moment that gets spiritual gurus laid…a lot.
Robert Rodriguez is to be commended for his film From Dusk ‘Til Dawn, and what better way than but an unofficial shirt celebrating that den of evil that was Titty Twisters. I mean that place was off the chain wild and gruesome. Jim Brown, zombies, and Salma Hayek looking devilishly fine is an absolute recipe for disaster in sort of looked like the end of times once the shit really started to go down.
Not sure if this is the best message. I feel like the most likely reason your crotch area is hot is because you have some sort of chlamydia, and there’s that burning itch. Now you’re basically advertising to all in your vicinity the pulsating discomfort in your pubic region.
This is pure sexy time right here. If you want to be a player you need to own the Pour Some Sugar on Me T Shirt right now. Otherwise, it will be obvious your game needs work. Yeah, it’s a little switcherooni ‘cuz we’re looking at a bowl of cereal, but this pure sex on display right here. Don’t wear this thing around the children. It will blow their minds and they’ll grow up to be perverts, which is bad times. You don’t want pervert children.
I believe this 1 In the Caboose T Shirt refers to a sexual act in which a man puts his finger in the anus of a woman. I could be wrong. This could simply be a shirt about a fond memory of getting a chance to hang out with the caboose keeper on a cross country train excursion. Maybe it was one of those European backpacking vacations, and you got to hang out with the grizzled old dude, who told awesome stories, gave you fire whiskey to sip, and rolled you a cig.
Another very delicate and romantic message tee from Deez Teez. If you want to make it a special evening, then you need to go ahead and wear this I Have a Huge Heart On For You T Shirt, because it’s straightforward and it’s wordplay, and you’re almost guaranteed to get some action…if you’re not picky.
