This is a very nice little design. If you can’t see it on the image, let me describe it in such great detail that you will begin to quiver with anticipation reaching for your wallet light headed.
Funny Food T Shirts
Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall in Big Trouble in Little China from 1986. You know this one. It’s a classic. Wait? It wasn’t. Never heard of it. Me neither, but this Pork Chop Express T Shirt is worth having because Pork Chop is really fun to say and it’s a delicious food.
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Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.
Let me go through this diagram with you, in case the image is too small for you to read without strain. The snout is awesome. The ear is mmm. Shoulder is tasty. Haunch is yum. And the leg is yum yum. Back is delectable. The ribs are delicious. The is upper belly is MMMHHMM. And the lower belly is heavenly. The rump is om nom nom. And the back haunch is so good.
This is obviously a parody of the very popular children’s book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle. In that book, the Caterpillar eats through a lot greenery, and then tries to eat a lollipop, pie, sausage, muffin and watermelon and gets sick, so he goes back to eating leaves and eventually turns into a butterfly.
It looks like in the UK they refer to “Jello” as “jelly,” which is why the creator of this design, Zomboy, calls it Jelly Fish. That doesn’t really make sense in the US, because jelly is that grape or raspberry or strawberry stuff you spread on a peanut butter sandwich. However, this Shark Chasing Diver in a Jello Mold T Shirt does not say Jelly Fish on it, so that’s not a problem even if you do live in the United States.
Here’s all the words on this special Rob Zombie-inspired shirt: Captain Spaulding World Famous Fried Chicken and Gasoline. It just tastes so damn good. Exit 13 Off Route 1 at Riggsville. If you’re a Zombie fan you have probably seen House of 1000 Corpses and know exactly what this Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt is talking about. And if you know exactly that I’m pretty sure you’re feeling a tingle right now that’s telling you you probably should own this shirt. If I’m speaking truth then don’t hesitate, because the tingle always knows.
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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.
Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.
God I love that little kid. Ginger, snaggle teeth, freckles, button down shirt with tie and sweater. Bright eyes. And a nice big plate of brains. If you were meant to be a zombie and you accepted and embraced that fate, the Apocalypse looks a whole lot brighter. Despite all the death and destruction, mister future zombie is actually just then finding his ultimate flow, which is all you can ever ask for this life time.
Love the toast with the French facial hair. Oui Oui. Not much more to say about it. It’s cute and clever and it’s making me hungry except I don’t eat French toast. I only eat eggy bread. That’s what French toast was called in my house growing up. No, no it was none of that anti-France stuff. It was just what we called it up there in the thin air in the Mile High City.
What you have here is a goofy little joke that includes pie and math, and a little wordplay with pi and pie. This is another one for my math nerd brethren. If I say it like that, does it imply that I, too, am a math lover, because that is not the case. I do not like math. Maybe a little simple addition and subtraction in my head, but anything beyond that hurts.
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