Seahorse, Octopus, stingray, and big old fish. These are very nice submarine shapes. Basically, allows you to go into enemy waters without anybody suspecting anything, although maybe seeing a 30-foot tall seahorse may cause some naval alerts in the more skittish countries, I think you’re still pretty much incognito in these fine vessels.
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Somebody brought a girlfriend in. And was showing her the pole. Of course, she’s all over the pole dancing exercise craze. It’s a great core and arm workout. So, she decided to show him a few moves, thinking that all the other dudes were preoccupied lighting their farts in the “lounge”, so that they would have some alone time.
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Don’t have any idea what this means. I’m pretty sure there’s not a weird dinosaur butterfly on a shirt that is bidding farewell to Paul Newman. Randy Newman has sung songs that have the word goodbye in them, but again the dinosaur butterfly isn’t making sense.
What do we have here: IWAY EAKSPAY IGPAY ATINLAY. Do you understand what’s going on with this I Speak Pig Latin T Shirt. I think I do. It’s a pig in a toga and laurel on his head. There’s pig latin written on the shirt. It means I Speak Pig Latin in pig latin. Did they speak Latin back in Julius Caesar’s time? I guess Et, Tu…Brute is a little Latin, so I guess I answered my own question, and in doing so laughed so heartily at this shirt from Snorg Tees that I shit my pants.
Ah. What a perfect shirt for this silly political season we are in right now. I simply cannot believe what a shambles the United States political system is in. Along with just about everything else. F’d up I tell you. Wait, of course I can believe it. I’ve always harbored the belief that the whole thing was a sham and politicians were available for the highest bidder, but then I got sucked into the spectacular marketing campaign that was Barack Obama’s presidential run, and voted for him. I got a brutal slap in the face thinking there could be change and hope while still working within the system. What a joke.
Damn. That giraffe totally looks like Hunter S. Thompson. What with the floppy bucket hat, glasses, and cigarette holder. It’s actually kind of spooky, and makes me think the design staff over at Headline Shirts is performing some sort of black magic to subsume the essence of the man, and birth him anew in ink on thread. Whatever the means, the ends–this Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt–justify them thoroughly.
I’m not sure if there’s 76 pounds of innuendo with this tee, ‘cuz it sounds like something sexual, but the shirt itself is only a rooster in 3D. So, there’s no problem in mixed company, even with children around. In fact, they may be the biggest fans of the shirt featuring a neat animal. Bonus points if you carry a pair of cheap 3D glasses so friends, family, and young, fresh-faced strangers can enjoy the 3D Cock T Shirt in all its glory.
I really like Fakejoy’s tagline. Fabricate your happiness. In fact, I like their company name too. And you know what else: I like their shirts. How about all them apples. Anyway, you came here to get the scoop on the featured shirt from Fakejoy, which is Tokyo to New York City (NYC). Both cities have been attacked by giant monsters, Godzilla and King Kong respectively, and both are great cosmopolitan metropolises teeming with life, activity, and vitality.
It’s pretty obvious why T Rex hates the pushups. Right? His arms are too short. Can’t even reach the ground without his face getting in the way. Yet, the PE teacher is still always making him try and then making him feel like an idiot when he can’t get one done. Sorta sad and the kind of thing that needs to remember if, as a species, we want to evolve into better caretakers of the creatures of the earth.
Nice little idea for a pet store from the boys in Dumb and Dumber. If you remember how funny Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in this movie and how hot Lauren Holly was then you probably want this I Got Worms T Shirt.
Oui Oui. Beret. Scarf. Cigarette in a holder. Sweater. This is a sophisticated dog right here. I hate to even lump this fine creature with all the dogs in the world. Not in the same class…obviously. Perhaps you like the French Bulldog T Shirt. If so, then you probably need to get it from Headline Shirts before they sell the damn thing out and you have to wait an extended period for them to replenish their stock. You don’t need that hassle.
What you have here is a mashup with Moby Dick and Twitter’s fail whale that pops up whenever they’re over capacity. Pretty cool, except you may have to do some explaining when you wear the Moby Fail T Shirt. If anyone has done even a small amount of tweeting they’ve probably scene the whale being flown by birds, but it’s not immediate apparent that there’s a Herman Melville influence here.
