Category — Funny T shirts

You gotta dream or you shrivel up like a dried prune with no life and no juice. Hit that snooze button and restore the dream juice. Let me repeat myself. Hit that snooze button and restore the dream juice.

I’ve been around the block and I know what’s what. There are important things, like dream juice and there are superficial unimportant things like that “crucial” meeting with the potential client or that “midterm” in biology. [Read more →]

The funny thing is this dude on the shirt. He ain’t no real gangster. Maybe a gangster of slide rule, calculus or biochemistry. But, no way, is he in one of those toughie tough gangs [Read more →]

Kinda always knew this is at this type of cataclysmic event got started. I think Clark Gable comes from the other side pouring the vinegar, ‘cuz that’s when you get the real, Atlantis burying volcanic blast. [Read more →]

Downward dog. Tree. Monkey flippin’ his lid. Tower of Babel. Tummy Tuck. Beer barrel roll. All kinds of poses in yoga. [Read more →]

I have a little English in me and guess what. I have the gap, as did my dad and sisters. Of course, they all got braces and I didn’t. So, I’m keepin’ it real with the gap and the roller coaster molars. Isn’t it strange how different people are known for different body characteristics? [Read more →]