Funny Random T Shirts

they said it couldnt be done so i didnt do it t shirt They Said It Couldnt Be Done So I Didnt Do It T Shirtbuy now button yellow They Said It Couldnt Be Done So I Didnt Do It T ShirtThis is the practical wisdom lost on most motivation speakers and A personalities. You strive, strive, strive. Work hard. Ignore the setbacks and obstacles and fight to achieve goals. For what? To go right back at it the next day. Ever escalating goals. Ever increasing appetites to satiate. It’s nuts. Why not settle in where you’re at and make it work. Maybe knock off a couple of easy tasks that drop in your lap. Follow the path of least resistance. Less wear and tear. Less forcing it.

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wrong pole t shirt Pole Dancer Firefighters Pole Wrong Pole T Shirtbuy now button yellow Pole Dancer Firefighters Pole Wrong Pole T ShirtSomebody brought a girlfriend in. And was showing her the pole. Of course, she’s all over the pole dancing exercise craze. It’s a great core and arm workout. So, she decided to show him a few moves, thinking that all the other dudes were preoccupied lighting their farts in the “lounge”, so that they would have some alone time.

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kool aid man community service t shirt Kool Aid Man Community Service T Shirtbuy now button yellow Kool Aid Man Community Service T ShirtThis is a good one. Kool-Aid Man is always breaking through walls just to give kids beverages. That doesn’t seem like a good enough reason to cause so much damage, and apparently the judge agreed, sentencing Kool-Aid Man to very appropriate community service. Start mending some of the walls you have destroyed Mr. Kool-Aid.

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viva las computadoras t shirt Viva Los Computadoras T Shirtbuy now button yellow Viva Los Computadoras T ShirtThis is a cute shirt. You definitely want to have a garment that has a computer wearing a sombrero and the words Long Live the Computer in Spanish. Am I right? If so, then you should not hesitate in getting the Viva Los Computadoras T Shirt and start wearing it immediately. You’ll live longer. You’ll have better sex. Your career goals will be met with ease. And, your children will become Titans of Industry or Wizards of Wall St.

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anatomy tutor t shirt Anatomy Tutor T Shirtbuy now button yellow Anatomy Tutor T ShirtIf you have students that are looking to get into the medical profession, they’re going to need to know anatomy backwards and forewards, and early in their career, if you even have a cursory knowledge of the human body, you can make a couple bucks tutoring.

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hunter s giraffe t shirt Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirtbuy now button yellow Hunter S. Giraffe T ShirtDamn. That giraffe totally looks like Hunter S. Thompson. What with the floppy bucket hat, glasses, and cigarette holder. It’s actually kind of spooky, and makes me think the design staff over at Headline Shirts is performing some sort of black magic to subsume the essence of the man, and birth him anew in ink on thread. Whatever the means, the ends–this Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt–justify them thoroughly.

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i still play with dolls t shirt I Still Play With Dolls T Shirt buy now button yellow I Still Play With Dolls T Shirt I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.

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i never finish anything t shirt I Never Finish Anything T Shirtbuy now button yellow I Never Finish Anything T ShirtThis is the perfect shirt for the ADHD culture. Give a shout if you can’t pay attention to something for more than like 6 and a half seconds. Yay. This world is built for you now. Enjoy it. Revel in your superficiality and your short attention span. Yay. Going deep isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. The Crusades went deep. Exile on Main Street went deep. Your mama went deep and she just doesn’t get it.

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i know it all sounds the same thats how i like it t shirt Worm Sign: I Know It All Sounds the Same Thats How I Like It T Shirtbuy now button yellow Worm Sign: I Know It All Sounds the Same Thats How I Like It T ShirtI like this UK  Worm Sign t-shirt site, which leans heavily on the DJ culture for design inspiration. In fact, I really like this I Know It All Sounds the Same That’s How I Like It T Shirt because it answers a common misconception or willful ignorance or lack of openness with humor, which is always the best way to go.

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tokyo to nyc t shirt Fakejoy: Tokyo to New York City T Shirtbuy now button yellow Fakejoy: Tokyo to New York City T ShirtI really like Fakejoy’s tagline. Fabricate your happiness. In fact, I like their company name too. And you know what else: I like their shirts. How about all them apples. Anyway, you came here to get the scoop on the featured shirt from Fakejoy,  which is Tokyo to New York City (NYC). Both cities have been attacked by giant monsters, Godzilla and King Kong respectively, and both are great cosmopolitan metropolises teeming with life, activity, and vitality.

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t rex hates pushups t shirt T Rex Hates Pushups T Shirtbuy now button yellow T Rex Hates Pushups T ShirtIt’s pretty obvious why T Rex hates the pushups. Right? His arms are too short. Can’t even reach the ground without his face getting in the way. Yet, the PE teacher is still always making him try and then making him feel like an idiot when he can’t get one done. Sorta sad and the kind of thing that needs to remember if, as a species, we want to evolve into better caretakers of the creatures of the earth.

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darth vader orange juice t shirt Darth Vader Squeezes Orange Juice T Shirtbuy now button yellow Darth Vader Squeezes Orange Juice T ShirtNothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.

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