Funny Offensive T Shirts

eat shit t shirt Eat Shit T Shirtbuy now button yellow Eat Shit T ShirtWhat a cute little shirt. Rainbow. Sun. Cloud. Wait what does that say? Oh my, that’s not cute at all. Ew…look at those colors. Whoever heard of an orange and black rainbow. This Eat Shirt T Shirt is terrible. Sorry, I was just imagining a friend of your mother coming up to you and experience an entire wide range of emotions from delight to disgust as she figures out what this shirt from Busted Tees says.

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hot dog i want to be inside you t shirt Hot Dog I Want to Be Inside You T shirtbuy now button yellow Hot Dog I Want to Be Inside You T shirtGet your mind out of the gutter. This is just a benevolent wienie hoping to give you life-sustaining nourishment. This hot dog knows exactly why he was put on earth, and it was to be inside you. Your stomach. No really stop being so dirty minded. Don’t get this I Want to Be Inside You T Shirt if the first thing you thought of was wearing this to a bar and flashing hot girls your shirt, and comparing a hot dog to a penis.

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fuck like thunder t shirt Fuck Like Thunder T Shirtbuy now button yellow Fuck Like Thunder T ShirtHelp. What is this? I mean it stands alone as a beautiful t-shirt with the sexy sentiment and the fine artwork, but these days you have to ask, where is this from, because more likely than not this is a quote from a crazy Youtube video, or somebody unearthed a sweet bit of dialogue from a B movie in the late 70s. Or something.

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ive got all the personality i need right here t shirt1 Ive Got All the Personality I Need Right Here T Shirtbuy now button yellow Ive Got All the Personality I Need Right Here T ShirtIs this a little dig at funny t shirts? Like hey I don’t need a shirt that has a funny, or offensive quip or a pop culture reference, because I’ve got personality without that. Plus, it’s an obtuse statement to have on a shirt, so you still get the benefit of starting up conversations, which I’m convinced is the main reason funny T Shirts exist.

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i push my own head down t shirt I Push My Own Head Down T Shirtbuy now button yellow I Push My Own Head Down T ShirtI guess this is kind of a BJ t shirt. And, it’s murky enough to open it up for discussion. What does this mean exactly? If you request felatio are you initiating by gently pushing the giver’s head toward your lap? Or like this I Push My Own Head Down T Shirt, do you what for the giver to get down there under their own power. I feel like you can either directly ask for the service or you can sort of inquire about it happening with a little nudge.

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christians are assholes t shirt Christian Bale Christian Slater Christians Are Assholes T Shirtbuy now button yellow Christian Bale Christian Slater Christians Are Assholes T ShirtThis is T Shirt Hell putting out this shirt, so obviously it’s going to be contreversial, especially when you say something like this Christians are Assholes T shirt. I would say the Christians or any devout religious folks that try to foist their beliefs on others or make them a matter of public policy are assholes, but those God-fearing folk that have a stable morality and try to treat people as Jesus would are probably pretty good people. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what the percentage of Christians are not compelled to leave the witnessing and zealotry behind. That’s why shirts like this pop up.

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