This is a very nice little design. If you can’t see it on the image, let me describe it in such great detail that you will begin to quiver with anticipation reaching for your wallet light headed.
Funny Movie T Shirts
This kid is looking pretty smug, ‘cuz he thinks Edward is only capable of throwing scissors in the game of Rochambo. It will probably come down to technicalities. Don’t you think? I mean Edward puts out a flat hand. Is that paper? Hard to say, because the hand is scissors. Probably have to bring in a top official from the Rock, Paper, Scissors Association to make a ruling.
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This is a well-worded funny t shirt that I enjoy immensely. If you can’t read the entire thing it says:
One Ring to Rule Them All. Baggins Family Jewelers. The Largest Selection of Precious Jewelry in Middle Earth. Pretty clever. This Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt is doubly nice because it reminds me of those corny local commercials for jewelry stores you see in every mid-size to large metropolitan area. One of the greatest fantasy books of all time combined with one of the corniest industries of all time. Perfect.
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Don’t have any idea what this means. I’m pretty sure there’s not a weird dinosaur butterfly on a shirt that is bidding farewell to Paul Newman. Randy Newman has sung songs that have the word goodbye in them, but again the dinosaur butterfly isn’t making sense.
Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall in Big Trouble in Little China from 1986. You know this one. It’s a classic. Wait? It wasn’t. Never heard of it. Me neither, but this Pork Chop Express T Shirt is worth having because Pork Chop is really fun to say and it’s a delicious food.
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Classic movie The Sandlot represented here with this Benny The Jet Rodriguez T Shirt. I’ve never seen the movie, but I’ve reviewed enough related shirts to realize it’s probably something I need to see sooner than later. And, of course, the Jet Steals home call is featured here too. Judging from the clip I’m guessing Benny is one of The Sandlot kids, and now we’re seeing a future The Jet playing out his last few seasons, and he steals home, which is always an amazing feat.
Well this is pretty funny as we move into the silly political season. I actually think Ron Paul might be the most viable candidate out there. He probably won’t get the nod as the Republican nominee, but he might make some serious noise as an Independent. He’s against the wars. He’s against the fed. He wants to legal the marijuana. He’s violently opposed to all the fascist legislation that’s making its way around the Hill. He has warts, but I think even if he can deliver on 25% of that short list, he’ll be better by far than any President for quite some time. He really seems like he can’t be bought.
Indiana always got away with all the daring shit he did on his archelogical expeditions. But, I think he was just lucky. He could have easily had a misstep and died at the hands of the diabolical hands of those heinous individuals that create booby traps in caves and caverns and crypts…let’s call them booby trappers.
Nice little idea for a pet store from the boys in Dumb and Dumber. If you remember how funny Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in this movie and how hot Lauren Holly was then you probably want this I Got Worms T Shirt.
This is a mashup. I used to play a lot of asteroids on my Atari 2600 as a kid. It was the best thing ever. Now, I show my little nephew — he’s only allowed in the basement with another adult, besides me — this tee and he’s just laughing at the graphics. I’m trying to explain how awesome it was to shoot the asteroids and break them up into littler asteroids and the sounds were ominous, and then it gets real hectic when the little space ship comes wheelin’ by shootin’ at you. Richard, the nephew, isn’t buying this shit at all, but he likes this Astaroids T Shirt because of the funny placement of the stick figure Star Wars ships.
Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.
Billy Madison was a bully in high school and he did some mean things, but he decided to make amendments by calling the people he hurt. One of those people was Danny McGrath. Billy calls up Danny and tells him he’s sorry and Danny accepts the apology. They hang up and Danny scratches Billy off his people to kill list, which is exactly like the list you see here on the People to Kill T Shirt.
