Better get on over to Headline Shirts with your sweetheart and pick out one for him and one for her; or one for her and one for her; or one for him and one for him. However your relationship is configured go to Headline Shirts, get one shirt at regular price and get the second for free. That’s a great deal that puts love into the air and romance into your relationship. Do it!
Funny Holiday T Shirts
Someone did not get the Christmas story when they were younger, so when they heard a prowler on the roof they were ready. Now, everything is ruined, all because Santa messed with the wrong house. Of course, what I really want to know is what taxidermist went ahead and mounted Donner, Blitzen and Santa Claus? Was this a back alley job? Is there a black market for highly inappropriate stuffing? These are the things that get stirred up when I see this No Christmas T Shirt.
This lamp has made it onto a lot of t-shirts, but this Leg Lamp T Shirt stands out. I like the black art on the red shirt color. Very classy looking shirt, which it needs to be, because the lamp was a major award. How many times have you seen A Christmas Story? Three times. Five times. Two dozen. It’s a very watchable film, and is perfect for getting you in the holiday spirit. Take the experience up one notch and get the t-shirt to wear as you watch the movie.
It’s a classic Christmas movie t-shirt, featuring the doofus thieves from Home Alone.
The Wet Bandits, Marv and Harry, Escaped. Be on the lookout. Warning: These criminals are armed and clumsy. I have to admit Home Alone was an entertaining movie, Marv and Harry were pretty slapstick hilarious. Do you need any more reasons, during this holiday season to purchase the Home Alone Wet Bandits T Shirt and wear it all year ’round.
Here’s a good one for all you kiddies out there. Get over the lie. Embrace the truth. Move on with your life. Get the Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt because it’s the brutal truth, it’s funny, and Santa is flippin’ the bird, which is something you don’t see everyday, unless the world makes it to the future as seen in Idiocracy. Then you probably will see that everyday…
I should have done this about three weeks ago, but there were too many Youtube video trails to follow, which always seemed to end up with special massage techniques from Thailand. Anyways, I totally updated my list of the top funny Christmas T Shirts available on the world wide web at this moment.
Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? This Christmas Vacation Christmas Moose Mug T Shirt is the perfect apparel to wear to your next holiday party, especially if that party involves an annoying relative or hated co-worker. Because you’ll really feel the meaning of the shirt, I mean FEEL IT, when you’re stuck in the corner in a bullshit conversation, trying to figure out how to escape without throwing a punch or being disowned by the family rude.
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Hey, if you’re on the hook for millions of kids’ happiness every year, you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Am I right? And, if you’re a larger than life personality like Santa, a little weed or Valium is not enough. So, give him a break, and cut the cookies and milk crap. Leave him something that will really do him some good.
These snowmen can’t figure out why they’re smelling carrots. You see, snowmen actually have nose underneath the surface of their faces. When you think you’re so damn cute ramming a carrot there, it’s actually quite painful and disorienting for these poor creatures. Oh well just another holiday festivity casualty. We can talk about Christmas trees and that awful tradition in Scandanavian countries involving small people and pine cones, but I’m going to stop before we all forget the true meaning of the season…
This is a terrible shirt. How can the designer of this I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt live with herself? What about the children? What kind of existential questions is this thing gonna bring up their impressionable minds that aren’t ready for such mortal struggle.
I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.
Nice little holiday mashup here. Game of Thrones…beard, sword, red-nosed dogs mashed with Santa’s sleigh, the coloring of the holidays, and presents. Get this Winter is Coming T shirt before it sells out as the holidays near and people begin to panic about buying shit for their second cousin’s nephew, whom they have never met. shopping frenzy and can’t stop themselves from buying everything in sight.
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