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Funny Holiday T Shirts

Well, what’s more appropriate than featuring the funniest Jesus T-shirts on the day Christians throughout the world celebrate his resurrection. Not much. Maybe, coloring eggs with toxic dyes, or eating chocolate bunnies, or wearing ugly pastels, but other than that an in depth look at the funny Jesus T Shirts is best way to celebrate Easter.

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This is a nice practical joke for April Fools. Very nice. Someone asks you for a sandwich (if your life is like mine there’s an 89% chance that someone will ask me for a sandwich on a daily basis). You act all sweet and helpful and say “sure I’ll whip you up a sandwich and promptly head to the kitchen. At this point I have to warn you, you need a fart chambered. Maybe eat too many roasted and salted cashews or eat maybe one more Viva burrito than you really should. Then, go grab to pieces of bread, put them on a plate and bring it to your sandwich craver.

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flickr: by Neil Rickards

Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.

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Happy Valentine’s Day all you lovers out there!

Man the Cupid is trying hard. Eight shots no hit. These kids on the couch are way to shy to make the love connection without the outside help from the god of love. Cupid was just kind of wingin’ it at the beginning. He thought he had all the time in the world and in this little living room scene, he thought it was like shooting fish in a barrel. But, he keeps missing, mainly because he hasn’t decided to go after one or the other of these potential lovers.

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Wow. Are you honored or disgusted when you discover this. It’s so confusing. The first eight years of your life, you believed Santa was real. Then, you catch your Mom wrapping presents and your Dad eating the cookies on the plate left for jolly Saint Nick. And, your whole conception of  Christmas, and festivity, and even the trust of your parents is blown apart.

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Damn. Kinda hot fo’ shiz, this holiday hookup. I mean, when you got the dough and the fame, it doesn’t take much to convince MILFs to give it up. You can be a fat goofy old cat, and still get it anywhere and everywhere. It’s just the name of the game.

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