Funny Food T Shirts

Viva La Taco T Shirt

Everybody loves tacos. I love tacos even though I shit myself when I laugh. That’s powerful good taste don’t you think. If I’m still eating them every Tuesday despite my weekly dirty pants predicament. And, that means I really love them, and if you really love something it’s almost a rule that you need to get a t-shirt about that thing.

Certified Dress Code: Brain Cone Ice Cream T Shirt

by Booker Addison

First thing you notice with this Brain Cone Ice Cream T Shirt is that it looks like the aftermath of a really bad or good, depending on how you look at it, weekend in Vegas. That doesn’t make any sense, but the cherries on top of the brain inside the sugar cone made me think of it because in the slot machines in Vegas, or at least the Vegas I’ve seen on the movies, cherries are often the coveted images. Get three of those and you win.

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Hunger Games District 14 Bacon T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Who has seen the movie? Is it good? Is it even remotely as good as the books? I need to know these things and you need to tell me in the comments. Truthfully, I haven’t seen the movie or read the books, but I know a ton of people that have so that qualifies me to be the authority on this District 14 Bacon T Shirt. Right?

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Kanye West Jay-Z What She Order Fish Filet T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes

I can’t tell you how much I despise both of these rappers work. 96% horrible. But, then every once in a while, there’s a glimmer of brilliance, just like every dog has his day. And the the line “What She Order Fish Filet” is the best thing either one of these talentless hacks has ever done.

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Fancy Cheese T Shirt

by Booker Addison

Fancy mouse more like it, but the plating of the cheese is pretty impressive with the grapes and the silver platter and the butler. That’s pretty good stuff. But, that mouse with the top hat, monocle, bow tie, cane, and wing tips is just dapper as can be, and I’m sure he will appreciate the fine funk of a smelly, expensive cheese. Good for him.

Tuesday Tees: Mouse Pad T Shirt

by Booker Addison

You gotta like the silly wordplay here. That is a pretty sweet pad, though I would think you wouldn’t want to make your house out of something you love to eat. I mean, I can’t even have food in the pantry that I like to eat, but I’m not allowed to eat on my slow carb diet. Why? Because I’ll frickin’ eat it, break my diet, and turn into the fattest tub of lard on my block. That’s why.