The whole premise of this tshirt is completely and absolutely wrong. Why, you must be asking yourself with great concern. Because those that really know, will tell you that this freak of nature coupling of the squirrel and the pigeon came from an organic copulation session. There was no science involved whatsoever. No test tubes, no needles, no lab coats, or hot Swedish chicks with cleavage. Just good ol’ interspecies bump bump.
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Funny Animal T Shirts
That’s a very delish snack. Raisins, celery, and peanut butter. Of course, I could get all snobby and say it’s gotta be local, in season, organic celery, flame raisins, and almond butter instead of the moldy ass peanut butter, but that would deflate the childlike fun bubble that’s been blown just seeing a homemade snack on a tshirt. So, I won’t get all foodie asshole on you, but really, you should be eating the organic shit.
Very simple concept with exceptional results. One, that bear, deer, bear animal is cool looking on the shirt. Two, you think this is one of those misdirection shirts like when they have a picture of a toilet with the word garden underneath it, or perhaps the flag of Austria with the word Sudan under it. But, on second glance, this is not that. This is one of those combine two words and get another word, except the totally awesome part is you get a well-known beloved word…beer.
Talk about a mind tweak. This is like a triple pronged whammy. Your eyes see giraffe. Your memory ears hear cow, but you smell goat. Trippy! It’s been a while since I did one of these misdirection t-shirts. Always had a soft spot for them. Rarely, do you get a specimen like this doing the triumvirate, triple lutz, tri-city area work.
I want to know what type of person is so fixated on elephants that they would agree with this fine little wordplay. Then, I want to know how they got so interested in elephants in the first place. What is it that makes you go over the edge and love a particular species.
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When I think of hedgehogs I think of two things: the instant business literature classic Good to Great by Jim Collins where the hedgehog is a metaphor for something important for all you corporate powerbrokers , and Sonic the Hedgehog of course.
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