I have a little English in me and guess what. I have the gap, as did my dad and sisters. Of course, they all got braces and I didn’t. So, I’m keepin’ it real with the gap and the roller coaster molars. Isn’t it strange how different people are known for different body characteristics?
I don’t particularly worry about my gap, but I’m guessing I’ve effectively removed myself from the running for about 92% of the ladies. Most, I’m sure, like good, straight teeth. The incredible flatulence issue, which I’ve come to live with probably keeps the rest of ‘em away. Dogs like me though, so we’re cool.
I’m celebrating this shirt as only a gapped-tooth goofus can. And, hip hip hooray for the UK and their tolerance of teeth the way god intended them.
Oh, and they also mind the gap in the Underground, cause there is a bit of space between the platform and the train entrance. That’s where you get the double meaning and the hilarity. Along with the distinctive sign, you get a recorded voice constantly telling you to “mind the gap.” Maybe they could have built the tubes better? Or actually, that’s just crazy. And what’s a guy with a gap between his front teeth know anyway.
Get the British People Mind the Gap tshirt and people will totally know you’re cosmopolitan.
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