As an uncoordinated middle-aged white man I agree. I’ve tried to do the complicated handshakes I have seen on the blaxploitation films with my cousin when he visits me in the basement, and it’s a total disaster. We can’t even get a high five right, much less a 14-move handshake and a snap and fist bump at the end.
So, get this Black People Please Keep Your Handshakes With Me Uncomplicated T shirt and spread the word. Many thanks to T Shirt Hell for taking time out of their busy schedule to push this important PSA into the world.