Billy Madison Knibb High Football Rules T Shirt

by on January 26, 2011

Get your Adam Sandler fix right here. This is from the movie Billy Madison but I cannot find a clip referencing it, so I apologize for that failure on my part. On the other hand…you know Billy Madison backward and forward because you’ve watched 83 times in your mom’s basement just like I have so, all you really need to know is that Busted Tees is selling this Knibb High Football Rules T Shirt, and you need to buy it pronto.

Be the first one on your block to buy it. Then Tweet that you are the first one on your block. Then Facebook it with pictures of course. Then take a Youtube video of you receiving the shirt from UPS or USPS or FedEx or whatever, opening it up, then screaming “Yes” at the top of your lungs and dancing around with the shirt half way on over your long sleeve shirt with the logo of your favorite NFL team. Or some sports dork shit like that.

Here’s the scene from IMDB:
Principal: Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples.
[Billy clears his throat several times]
Billy Madison: Uh… Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called “The Puppy Who Lost His Way.” The world was changing, and the puppy was getting… bigger.
Billy Madison: So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy – “society” – knew where to find ’em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
[Long pause]
Billy Madison: Knibb High football rules!
[the crowd erupts into cheers]
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.

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Joe March 26, 2018 at 11:33 pm

I think that line is from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.


Joe March 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

I messed up. It was San Dimas High School Football rules that came from Bill and Ted.


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