Bikini Atoll It’s a Blast T Shirt

by on November 25, 2008

20+ nuclear weapons tests on and around a little island in the Pacific. I call bullshit on that. I mean the bikini bathing suit was unveiled just prior to this mass radiation treatment. Talk about hardcore fundamental Christians wreaking the vengeance of the Lord on immodesty. Damn. I guess we’re lucky the fashion survived.

Truly, this is certainly a black mark on the United States’ record, but sometimes you have to surf the megaton waves, get that radiation tan and laugh at the total absurdity at blasting the bejeezus out of a quaint little Pacific spot, so that it’s uninhabitable.

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