Best Funny Ninja Shirts on the Web For Your Stealthy Dangerous Pleasure

by on November 13, 2010

Silent But Deadly T Shirt

This ninja has taken it to the next level. He can even control the volume of his farts. You don’t learn that at sea level, though. He had to climb the mountain and visit with the Wise Master to learn that kind of sphincter control.

Ninjas Are Just Asian Burglars T Shirt

Hey now. What kind of mess is this shirt talking. Ninjas are honorable. Maybe the designer had a bad experience with a rogue ninja. But, I’ll tell you what, if that happened that was not a real ninja.

After Hours Ninja T Shirt

You have to live a life in balance. You can’t be a ninja 24/7. You have to get other hobbies. Meet people. This guy is doing it right. He had a gig right after his ninja work, so he blows the tuba in his outfit.

I’m Not Afraid of the Dark, I’m Afraid of the Ninjas That Hide in the Dark T Shirt

Me too. Me too. Ninjas ain’t nothin’ to f with if you know what I mean. If you are on the ninjas radar as someone that is in need of some vigilante justice, you are not safe, especially in those darkest hours. Be very afraid.

If Ya Don’t Know, Now Ya Know Ninja T Shirt

If you don’t know, you will never know until you know, and when you know it will be too late, so really, you don’t want to know. It’s gruesome.

Strictly For My Ninjas T Shirt

Hey, whenever you can combine rap and martial arts you have to do it. Wu Tang Clan made a damn fine career out of it and you can too, simply by wearing this t shirt.

Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Ninjas T Shirt

You never know! You just can never know when the ninjas are coming. Wait, do ninjas work in teams or is it always a solo operation? I should probably know this.

Masked Ninja Turtles T Shirt

Stack of box turtles with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle masks. That is cute and funny and maybe even commentary on how I’d rather have a few docile pets than those ‘roid freak annoying mutants.

Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts T Shirt

Not necessarily ninjas on this shirt, but that’s a very clever shirt and deserves to be on any compilation that is remotely related. I’m calling those ninjas.

If You Can Read This It’s Too Late T Shirt

Nice execution on this shirt. You have the ninja code, but then you bring it right to the person in your presence. It’s like a combination of legend and living in the moment. Powerful.

There are 3 Ninjas on This Shirt Try to Find Them T Shirt

Funny thing about this shirt is your basically begging people to scope you out closely and all over. If you’re cool with that consequence, this shirt brings the funny, and could make you the hit of the gathering.

Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles T Shirt

What is this? The subway. An airplane. The bus. Who are these guys? Is this the break room at the stock brokers office. Wait, do they even have those any more.

Ninja Picnic T Shirt

So, the deal is ninjas are invisible, if they’re doing their job correctly. I suppose like in many people’s careers, work oozes into personal life, just like in this scene. The ninja couple (they met at a professional education seminar) are still using their powers on a weekend outing.

Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer

Not a funny t shirt, but I had to include this random item because it’s something worth having in your bathroom for utility purposes (keeps your toothbrush free of nasty bacteria) and it will impress your friends.

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