Bang T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on March 12, 2012

So this is either a euphemism for fucking taken from the silent movie The Artist. Or it’s a paean to Mike Breen’s 3-point call during NBA games. Either way it’s awesome and you agree. I can feel the vibes bouncing out your brain. Tells me all I need to know. Go ahead, pick up this Bang T Shirt and watch your entire life fall into place just like you want it.

There is power in bold moves. Some hottie will probably want to get with you when you wear this one out. You’ll look cultured and carnal, which can pretty much be an irresistible combination. Do you hear me? Get this t-shirt from Snorg Tees right now. You and your life deserve it.

Okay, I can’t find the Bang in the movie. In fact, I’ve never seen the movie, but I’ve heard that’s what they pop on the screen when it gets a little too steamy:

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John March 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm

You and your life. Lol.

Also The Artist is exceptional. Delightful. Heartwarming, charming, and pure. Reminds me a lot of the Bella Legosi stuff in Ed Wood. Dont think the screen ever said bang, but this T definitely brings up that oldtimey feel.

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Egg April 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Umm… the “Bang” slide in The Artist is when he is holding the gun, prepared to kill himself. Then “Bang!”, and the next frame is Peppy’s car hitting the telephone pole outside which caused the bang. Kinda the climax of the film. And it’s definitely not a euphemism.

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