Bacon Element T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on February 20, 2012

Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.

And that’s why you should get this Element Bacon T Shirt. And, join Snorg Tees in the fight to get the crispy, savory meet onto the periodic table of elements, because that’s where it should be. It’s only right.

Proceeds from the sale of this shirt go to the Bacon — It’s Elemental Foundation, which is fighting for truth, justice, and righteousness on Earth.

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