Ante Christ Tshirt

by on December 3, 2008

Christ looks a little bummed, like he’s on a losing streak and he’s not paying attention or simply just taking to long to drop his ante in the pot. I wonder if he thought coming in, there was no way he was going to lose because, well, he’s the son of god, but as he got into the game, he realized he didn’t have any special poker powers. So, he’s totally relying on his human side to play and it’s just not getting him anywhere.

I mean, if he was cleaning up, he’d have all the chips, but that doesn’t look like it’s the case. Of course, I still wouldn’t get that snippy with the Savior. I mean, he does have some pretty serious connections. Maybe the dude calling Jesus out sees the lack of Christ-like powers in the poker and is getting a little cocky and over-confident. Maybe he never did like Christ, but never had the cajones to let him know. Now, it’s starting to seep out.

Anyway, it’s sort of sad to see what it’s all come to. There’s not even any beverages for Christ to work his magic on. And I’m pretty sure the bald dude is sneaking peaks at Christ’s cards.

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