You were going to drop in, glad hand, face time, and skidaddle. But, some benevolent bloke passed you a beer, and through the haze you could see some hotties in the corner. So, you dig in and start to work the room. Except, you discover, the hotties weren’t and there’s at least three predatory douche bags tryin’ to sell worthless shit.
And, you’re caught in a convo that is taking years off your life. If only you had the Am I still here? Tee Shirt, all would be fine.
