Come over here kids and let me tell you a story about a band from the 80s that was the toast of the town for a relatively short time. Flash in the pan. One hit wonder. Lightning in a bottle. They were called A Flock of Seagulls and they epitomized the synthesizer-heavy music of the decade.
Most of that stuff sucked serious balls, but AFOS was actually decent. There stuff doesn’t really hold up too well today, but back then it was pretty good.
Anyway, this A Flock of Seagals T Shirt is a little bit of wordplay. Stephen Seagal, of course, was a bloated, weird, white, long-haired, action hero, who leveraged a little knowledge of martial arts and self promotion into a long-lasting movie career.
The image you on the shirt is Stephen’s face superimposed in a Flock of Seagulls album cover or concert shirt or some thing I don’t have time to look up.
Whatever the case, Local Celebrity has put together a nice little wordplay with b-list actor and pure 80s band. I’m sure this captures the imagination of approximately 9 people, and if you are one of those special people, go ahead and get this.
