98 Percent Monkey T Shirt

by on September 29, 2011

Fact: This monkey looks cool. Fact: the pen, the tie, the glasses, and the button down shirt make this monkey look hard working and respectable. Fact: that monkey just threw shit at the FedEx dude. Fact: no matter how business casual you dress a monkey, you still should never let them loose in an office.

Fact: this 98 Percent Monkey T Shirt is quite nice and you should get it within the hour, if you’re cool.

Fact: Headline Shirts pumps out solid designs on a weekly basis and I thank God for it.

Fact: The 2% difference between humankind and monkeykind is mostly made up of shoes. Humans wear them. Monkeys don’t. Look it up in Genetics for Dummies if you want. I don’t care.

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