6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy T Shirt

by on February 10, 2011

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy t shirt 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy T Shirtbuy now button yellow 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy T ShirtThis is the kind of statistic that launches local news reports, and that is exactly why the printed news industry is going into the toilet. No one cares and no one trusts the methodology. I mean this particular report probably isn’t even legit. What’s the sample size that they used to get these numbers? Probably went to the first seven dwarfs they found. Hell, they probably just called up Snow White and asked her experience. Then, wrote the report then used it as an infographic on page one, or as a teaser as they went to commercial break on the local news. Cheap tricks.

But, enough of the apathy and sold out nature of the fourth estate, let’s talk about this 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy T Shirt. It’s funny because it is true in the case of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. How come I keep wanting to type dwarves?

Anyway, let’s go name by name. I’m sure this is the rigorous research Snorg Tees performed when they came up with this shirt.

Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy.

So, as you can see, they went literal on the meaning of this shirt. Because only Grumpy was probably not ever happy, but none but Happy are Happy as in named Happy. Get it?

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