April 2012

That Shit Cray T Shirt

by on April 22, 2012

Available in Men’s and Women’s sizes.

I have always enjoyed the feeling of snapping Crayons in half. It’s almost as good as tossing vinyl LP records at the wall. So what if I have a few violent tendencies. I take care of them in a harmless way. No one is hurt and I get my anger out on crayons and records (and maybe the wall). You may say that’s a waste and unsustainable. What if everyone started snapping crayons and smashing albums? We’d have a big time mess on our hands. Perhaps so much so that the environment couldn’t fully recover and it would be the end of clean drinking water and forests as we know it.

Read more on That Shit Cray T Shirt…


Erica Sullivan Dossier

Erica Sullivan is one of the all-time favorite Busted Tees models. Let me rephrase that. She’s one of the most beloved T-shirt models ever. Red hair really does it for a lot a guys (and gals). Pretty white skin. Great smile. Not sure she’s doing the modeling work for them any more, so I wanted to make sure her legacy lived on long after the shirts she modeled and the ads she graced are discontinued.

Read more on Meet Busted Tees Model Erica Sullivan…


Ah, this is terrible. Dick Clark was such an institution on New Year’s and all that. Makes me feel old that he died at the age of 82, especially since he still looked good. That said, this America’s Deadest Teenager T Shirt is pretty funny. Dick was called America’s Oldest Teenager, so this tee is the natural progression of that once he passed away a week ago, suffering from a heart attack.

Read more on Dick Clark America’s Deadest Teenager T Shirt from Tshirt Hell…


Hey, that slob on the recliner pays his taxes every year, which in turn pays for all of the very important missions in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, and the bases in 93% of the countries across the world. I mean how else are we going to continue to afford our luxurious lifestyles when we don’t offer the world anything of value. We need to offer them our protection.

Read more on Suppport Our Civilians T Shirt from T Shirt Hell…


Hey, marijuana is natural. The Bible talks about wine all the time. What’s the difference? Nothing. Both are mind altering and impairing. Probably better to drive high than to drive drunk. Pot heads are generally mellow, whereas alcoholics are oftentimes belligerent. So, yeah, why shouldn’t Jesus tell the stoner on the couch that his dad made the weed. He should be proud.

Read more on Jesus Marijuana Bong: Dude My Dad Made This Shit T Shirt From T Shirt Hell…


That panda is totally taking over that vital piece of real estate in China with his Pandabot machine. Robots cannot deal with something that has all the strength of a robot, but all the intuitive sense of a panda bear. It’s a deadly combination as you can clearly see on this Pandabot T Shirt from Fakejoy.

Read more on Pandabot T Shirt from Fakejoy…


Love the wordplay here and the Tron looking neon blue and the circles where the bell should be. All around a very strong effort here that I quite enjoy and you should too.

Read more on Tronbone T Shirt from Nowherebad…


I really like this simple design from Hello Fresco. Not sure about the technique of the yo yoer, but having the words Yo Yo at the end of the string is awesome. It’s wordplay. Imageplay. And it’s a greeting to the best of your friends. They’ll know what’s up when you’re wearing this tee.

Read more on Yo Yo T Shirt from Hello Fresco…


Man lots of good stuff happened at band camp for that girl. And there’s no reason to think that she shouldn’t have fun again next year. Band camp is for complete nerds, but who can fault kids for having fun with their fellow nerds. It’s a right of passage. Plus, I’ve known some people that were in the band that turned out to be kind of cool and wild and awesome. So, you never know. Of course, even in this movie we find out that Michelle Flaherty is ready to go (if you know what I mean).

Read more on American Pie This One Time at Band Camp T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…


Lionel Ritchie gets an amazing amount of love in the t-shirt world, and it’s because he had flare, an afro mullet, a mustache, and a lot of corny, catchy songs. All things that are revered in today’s world.

Read more on Lionel Richie Easy Like Sunday Morning T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…


Holy smokes. Check out the deal Busted Tees has going for you right now. 30% off all tees and hoodies. Just click this link and use the code DIRTY30 at checkout. Not sure when this deal expires, but they usually don’t keep awesome discounts like this up that long, so take advantage now. DO NOT DELAY!

Read more on Busted Tees 30 Percent Off Spring Cleaning Sale…


I don’t know what this is. Investigate. I love mass effect. Your shirt makes no sense. Conversation Wheel T Shirt. Ladies and gentlemen. I’m officially an old man. I have no idea what this means. What it is referencing. No clue. Do you know? I’m not sure a Google search is even going to help me, and I’m sort of scared to try, lest I discover I have no other reason to live.

Read more on Mass Effect Conversation Wheel T Shirt from Busted Tees…