March 2012

I love putting this Welcome to Krzyzewskiville T Shirt a few days after Duke lost to Lehigh in a major upset, because I hate Duke. Ha Ha. The Cameron Crazies apparently camp out for days to get season tickets for Duke basketball. Duke is always good. They always make the tournament and their student fans are hardcore. That’s awesome and I applaud them for it, but I still hate the Blue Devils and love it when they exit the tourney early.

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You have less than 10 hours to grab this sweet Casper the Friendly Rider T Shirt from The Yetee. This beauty was designed by Steve Anderson of Seven Hundred fame. Love the tagline: “Vengeance is Adorable.”

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The Norfolk State Spartans upset a heavily favored Missouri in the March Madness 2012 NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament. It was only the third time a #15 seed beat a #2 seed (of course, it happened again later last night). Needless to say the folks in Norfolk, West Virginia are pretty excited. Just kidding, I have no idea where Norfolk State is, but now that I type that I feel like it’s an obligation that I figure this out. Hold on a second.

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Welcome to 2012, where a 15-seed beats a 2-seed in the March Madness NCAA tournament and the t-shirt comes out a few hours later. Lehigh beat Duke 75-70 to become the third #15 to beat a #2. Of course, this brings up the brutally harsh memory of my Arizona Wildcats losing to Steve Nash’s Santa Clara team in the FIRST #2 over #15 upset.

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Dude sorta looks like he’s in his jammies, jammin’ to the beat of his drumming. I was trying to make some clever wordplay with to the beat of a different drum, except the different drum is his drum, and he’s the one making the beats. I let it ferment in my mind for like 15 seconds and nothing came, so I copped out and just did this rambling meta description of my thought process. Sorry for the second rate t-shirt blogging right there. I’ll try harder.

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By the hour or by the day. Does Frank wash these t-shirts after they are returned from a hard-days rental, or does he just throw them in piles (according to size) and pull them out wet and rank for the next customer? Tough to say as I’ve never been to Frank’s establishment. I imagine it’s by the beach somewhere, and sometimes people find themselves at the beach without a t-shirt, which, frankly, is a terrible predicament.

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Nice gas mask. Nice concept. You want people to be aware that the courtesy toilet flush is always something they should be on the lookout for. It’s something you need to be proactive with. Actually, now that I think about it, I have no idea what the courtesy flush is. Is it the flush you do as a visitor to someone else’s home when you have about 3 bowl’s full of excrement to purge from your system, but you don’t want to clog the toilet and make it overflow, so that there’s brown bog water soaking that cute little shag shower mat and threatening to spread under the door and into the hallway toward the childrens’ rooms?

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What an odd little shirt we have here from Twantard. Of course, all their tees are a little off kilter. This looks like the Teddy Bear you see floating across the room when you’re tripping on fair to middlin’ acid. It’s not a bad trip, but it ain’t electric Kool-Aid if you know what I mean. The story on this shirt is about this bear going on a killing spree, which doesn’t seem that far fetched when you look deep into those bugged out eyes, and visualize touching that technicolor fur.

If you are ashamed of missing your teddy bear from childhood this Teddy Bear T shirt may be the way to go, because you still get a teddy, but it’s a slightly scary teddy, which proves that your no longer an insecure baby…just a nutty grown up.

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Did you know that when you type Control Z on a manual typewriter it makes the paper scroll really fast like there’s a poltergeist? Go ahead and get to a thrift store and pick up an old manual typewriter, then find your youngest cousin or nephew or neice and do the Control Z trick. It will scare the piss out of them. They’ll probably start crying. You can comfort by saying it’s just a little demonic presence making the paper fly.

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This is one of those misdirection t-shirts that’s done really well. Headline Shirts dropped the maple leaf and color from the Canadian flag and added the 420 below, so now there’s crazy confusion. Is that a pot leaf? I think Canada was known for drinking much beer, not smoking pot? Will that red color exaggerate my hard nipples?

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Syracuse has a rich basketball history. Jim Boeheim has coached the team for 35 years. That’s insane! They won in 2003 with Carmelo Anthony and that crazy 2-3 zone Boeheim has mastered. Going into this year’s March Madness tournament, they’re 31-2, which is an intensely awesome record, especially playing in a conference that has several top flight teams. Nonetheless, I did not pick them to go to the Final Four. Not having their main big man, Fab Melo, is going to hurt too much.

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Ozzie Smith was one of the best short stops ever. Just an amazing fielder, and not half bad with the stick. If you’re a St. Louis Cardinals fan or a fan of good baseball, and you remember the good old MLB days, then you might want to pick up this The Wizard of Oz T Shirt.

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