February 2012

I’m late in telling you about this deal, and for that I am profusely apologetic. Snorg Tees is offering 20% off 2 or more shirts, and 15% of 1 shirt orders. However, you have to act quick because the deal ends on Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14) at midnight.

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Seahorse, Octopus, stingray, and big old fish. These are very nice submarine shapes. Basically, allows you to go into enemy waters without anybody suspecting anything, although maybe seeing a 30-foot tall seahorse may cause some naval alerts in the more skittish countries, I think you’re still pretty much incognito in these fine vessels.

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Everything I Enjoy is Either Immoral, Fattening, Expensive, or Impossible T Shirt. That’s a pretty good line, and a tough realization. Of course, it’s the first step to recovery if you can admit that all the stuff you enjoy is either unattainable or bad for you, then you can move on and resolve yourself to be bored stuff for the next 65 years.

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Jeremy Lin has caused a sensation in the biggest NBA market in the country. The Knicks are on a roll, and he’s a big part of the resurgence. Teammates have found new vigor with him on the court, and with the dueling superstars, Melo and Amare, on the bench.

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Deez Teez 2 for 1 Sale

by on February 12, 2012

I’m not sure how long this sale will be available but any time you can get two high quality funny t shirts for the price of one you have to do it. Or you have to at least give it serious consideration. Go take advantage of this sale at Deez Teez right now.

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This is the practical wisdom lost on most motivation speakers and A personalities. You strive, strive, strive. Work hard. Ignore the setbacks and obstacles and fight to achieve goals. For what? To go right back at it the next day. Ever escalating goals. Ever increasing appetites to satiate. It’s nuts. Why not settle in where you’re at and make it work. Maybe knock off a couple of easy tasks that drop in your lap. Follow the path of least resistance. Less wear and tear. Less forcing it.

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Obviously, this is the shirt that Chuckie Finster wore in the animated TV show Rugrats back in the early 90s. He was also in the series All Grown Up, and his full name was Charles Crandall “Chuckie” Finster,  in case you needed all the details. Whatever the case…if you’re in you’re in your 20s or 30s and a viewer of television then you probably fondly remember the show, and desperately want this Chuckie T Shirt. At least want it a great deal because it’s awesome.

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Somebody brought a girlfriend in. And was showing her the pole. Of course, she’s all over the pole dancing exercise craze. It’s a great core and arm workout. So, she decided to show him a few moves, thinking that all the other dudes were preoccupied lighting their farts in the “lounge”, so that they would have some alone time.

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I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.

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This is a very nice little design. If you can’t see it on the image, let me describe it in such great detail that you will begin to quiver with anticipation reaching for your wallet light headed.

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This kid is looking pretty smug, ‘cuz he thinks Edward is only capable of throwing scissors in the game of Rochambo. It will probably come down to technicalities. Don’t you think? I mean Edward puts out a flat hand. Is that paper? Hard to say, because the hand is scissors. Probably have to bring in a top official from the Rock, Paper, Scissors Association to make a ruling.

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This is a good one. Kool-Aid Man is always breaking through walls just to give kids beverages. That doesn’t seem like a good enough reason to cause so much damage, and apparently the judge agreed, sentencing Kool-Aid Man to very appropriate community service. Start mending some of the walls you have destroyed Mr. Kool-Aid.

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