Let me go through this diagram with you, in case the image is too small for you to read without strain. The snout is awesome. The ear is mmm. Shoulder is tasty. Haunch is yum. And the leg is yum yum. Back is delectable. The ribs are delicious. The is upper belly is MMMHHMM. And the lower belly is heavenly. The rump is om nom nom. And the back haunch is so good.
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This is freakin’ stretchin’ it right here. Plural Platypus and you get this Platypi T Shirt where the poor animals are contorted into the pi sign. Pretty funny. Makes me think there should be a company that specializes in pi shirts. Like every word in the English language with a pi sound is turned into some pi reference. Pine cone. Pile of shit. Pike. Pied Piper. This could be a real gas. Supine. Spy.
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This is obviously a parody of the very popular children’s book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle. In that book, the Caterpillar eats through a lot greenery, and then tries to eat a lollipop, pie, sausage, muffin and watermelon and gets sick, so he goes back to eating leaves and eventually turns into a butterfly.
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It looks like in the UK they refer to “Jello” as “jelly,” which is why the creator of this design, Zomboy, calls it Jelly Fish. That doesn’t really make sense in the US, because jelly is that grape or raspberry or strawberry stuff you spread on a peanut butter sandwich. However, this Shark Chasing Diver in a Jello Mold T Shirt does not say Jelly Fish on it, so that’s not a problem even if you do live in the United States.
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There is nothing more insidious than an evil creature that comes in cute costume. It’s the whole biblical concept of Satan coming as an angel of light. He seduces you with beauty and perceived goodness. You feel comfortable because your eye is telling you everything is cool, and once you hit that certain point of relaxation whammo, the devil hits you with evil cravings…addictions, bad thoughts, urges to hurt, maim, and kill…and worst of all, desires to become the most wretched creature on earth…a Wall Street banker.
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I’m reviewing Rizzo Tees right here because the proprietor of the shop, Chris Reimer, is some sort of social media guru master rock star, and I figure if I can get him to like me by slathering heavy, thick praise on his shirt work that he might become my friend on Facebook, or follower on Twitter, or connect with me somehow that makes me look 112 times cooler than I really am.
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This I Hate Pants T Shirt seems to be super hot. Rizzo Tees can barely keep the things in stock. See all this Occupy This and Occupy That is monopolizing the headlines, along with the hard hitting celebrity sunglasses updates you see all the time, but the underground movement that is really picking up steam without a lot of fanfare is the no pants coalition.
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Damn! Did you hear what this I’m the Mayor of Your Mom on Foursquare T Shirt just said about your momma? I wouldn’t take that at all. If that was me I’d totally mess that shirt up, because that’s disrespectful. What are you gonna do about it?
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Here’s all the words on this special Rob Zombie-inspired shirt: Captain Spaulding World Famous Fried Chicken and Gasoline. It just tastes so damn good. Exit 13 Off Route 1 at Riggsville. If you’re a Zombie fan you have probably seen House of 1000 Corpses and know exactly what this Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt is talking about. And if you know exactly that I’m pretty sure you’re feeling a tingle right now that’s telling you you probably should own this shirt. If I’m speaking truth then don’t hesitate, because the tingle always knows.
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Adam Sandler comedy movies are pretty absurdly terrible, so what’s wrong with me that I snicker when I watch the Bob Barker fight scene in Happy Gilmore. It’s ridiculous and terrible and hilarious. If you’re a fan with kind of crazy hijinx you’re probably going to need to pick the change from under the seat of your car and get this The Price is Wrong Bitch T Shirt.
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Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.
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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.
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